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Ah right nice one. Does that mean though that if it disconnects temporarily I would have to put my password in to reconnect? That would be annoying.

Should I have less than that running like?

CrimsonFault is Vivian off the Young Ones btw. Renton is Rik.

Which proves what exactly about "long term plans "......at least you respond unlike your accountant mate who still thinks 7 teams have been consistently above us but can't name them ..... You silly prick! 7 teams have finished above us on average. They aren't the same 7 every year, that's all. If I could be arsed to go and work it out I could give you a list of teams outside of the top 4 that have on occasion finished above us, all of which have contributed to our average 8th place. Do you even understand this most basic of points?

hypothetical and incorrect. You can however, tell us pre-1992 when we had it so good, and name who you have in mind who would guarantee us moving up among the only 4 clubs who have been above us and qualified more for europe. Piece of cake, thats why everyone else does it .... Errrr, no, it's a fact that that's how your statistics would work actually. Same as the FACT that on average 7 teams have finished above us in the league under Shepherd's chairmanship. That these teams change identity is irrelevant, it's our average 8th place that is important. But it doesn't suit your utterly simplistic, skewed way of looking at things to acknowlege this fact, so you'll go on wittering about there being only 4 clubs better than us blah blah blah.

JFK's not 100% factual, but Oswald was a patsy. FACT!

Yep, we went through this while you were away. Oh and HF, he does make the link, you didn't deny it before. Clearly?

Aye. They knew Mork and Mindy too and would pop in on them on occasion iirc.

Oi snakehips, stop sandwiching people's posts between your double posts, you flid! Mrs. Cunningham was a ginga minger btw.

Haway, that's not bad for an old bird tbh!

Dunno like Renton, I thought she was a bit of a manface at the time even. Now Vicki Michelle on the other hand.

Come on Rentboy, you were commenting on the film, not the fact that you didn't want to see it. At least it's my watery piss though eh? I was commenting on reviews of the film, I never claimed to have seen it. And shut it Alex! Renton was reviewing the reviews of the film.

Aye, but you would when you were 14. With Chris Barrie? I certainly wouldn't.

I reckon spongebob is like Steve Coogan's Saxondale. snakehips is The Fonz.

Which one then? Look at Chris Barrie's face btw. Comedy doesn't get any better than that. Anyone remember how minging the yellowcoats were on Hi-De-Hi btw? One of them (blonde bird) looked about 6 ft 5 and was built like a bloke.

Thompers turned up and pressed the button, then after they'd banned you did the whole "Oh don't do that! I didn't want him to get banned" act. He's also now banned though.

That's on the list an'all. I'll borrow it if you remember it at the weekend like, cheers. Don't worry if you don't though cos like I say, it's on the list. I've got Munich out at the minute too - anyone seen it? Review please!

I've got that George Clooney Good Night thing coming next on my Screenselect. Alex's recommendation. It wants to be good!

I remember the Dear John theme tune. Complete crap. I think I might have quite liked Brush Strokes though.

106 pages by home time. FACT!

How shit was that Brittas show man. Two of my mates LOVED it and would sit pissing themselves laughing at it (like canned laughter loud laughing).

Haway ladies, less of the bickering!

FREAK.

What do you have to do to get some service round here?