Gemmill

Looking on the Internet it appears that the bug I nailed doesnt look like your textbook bed bug. *rubs chin* Probably mutated into super-bugs after feeding off the fecal matter on your hands!

http://www.getridofthings.com/getridofdustmites.htm

Maybe if you washed your hands after you went to the toilet you wouldn't have this problem. And no, I doubt washing your sheets will sort it out - you'll need to wash your duvet, and maybe get the mattress steam-cleaned. You MINGER!

Bunch of pricks. I bet the lad that won the auction is treated like a god at his next Dungeons and Dragons meeting.

All nicked off NO. All class.

Haha. Dave walks like a duck. 10 to 2.

Aye, he's in Northern Ireland. Not sure how long it goes on for like. Needs to come back and breathe some life into this place tbh.

Very sad news. Awful for his wife and kid, and 27 year old is ridiculous. Poor lad.

Reminds me of when I used to work in the nightclub and one night they had a bomb scare - someone rang the front desk and described this bag that was in the cloakroom and assured the lass on the front desk that it was a bomb. Anyway, they checked, and sure enough there was a bag there as described, so they phoned the coppers who told them to evacuate the place......only one of the doormen had other ideas. He walked into the cloakroom and kicked the bag as hard as he could across the room, turned round to the manageress and goes "That's not a bomb."

Automode like 5th best, England internationals, regular qualifiers for Europe. Arguing with you is like discussing colour schemes with a blind man.

You deserve one another tbh.

That's the problem with cash games in general - the variance. That happens in a SNG and it's annoying but it doesn't cost you big money like that.

Harsh, but you got the money in when you were ahead. You were 88% to win when you put your chips in.

Jesus, do you lot eat slap-up meals in your house every night? You must be a right set of biffers!

Hopefully people will just give up on the prick soon.

Shambles.

Was Graham Norton once a stand-up comic before he became a professional gay bloke?

The Bigg Market needs something seriously doing with it. Redevelopment, a charver ban or something. It's just pleb city.

For a historic moment, that's a pretty shit thread title.

Are you some sort of tree hugger? I am I love trees and forests. makes you feel all relaxed. Just listening to nature is better than any rock music. I got lost in a forest in the Cheviots this year. It was fucking horrible, I swear I was nearly eaten alive by flys! To be fair, they left a canny bit of you. It would have been no bother for the air rescue to find you though - they would have just followed the path that looked like an enormous boulder had been rolled through the forest.

KCG is Predator.

Are you some sort of tree hugger?

You're being sarcastic right. Well I had no idea he was. I've not heard him mention it.

Is Mills a nuffter?

Is that stuff about chemical memory true? Supposedly if you put a leech in a maze with some blood hidden in it, eventually the leech will work out where the blood is and will have memory of it. If you then liquidise that leech and feed it to other leeches, they will automatically know the way to the blood in the maze through chemical memory. Amazing, if true. Anyway, drowning - I can't see how it can be anything but horrific. You must reach a point where you eventually HAVE to try and breathe in and end up taking water in to your lungs. Unless you black out by that stage. Even so though, your body is screaming for more oxygen, so I don't see how it could be peaceful at all.