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I take it all of you pasty shits want to sit indoors then.

That's probably next season's transfer budget gone though. Plus there'll probably be a loan fee too. It's just a lot to be paying for a winger at a time when we're a bit skint.

£10m though? That's the transfer budget gone I would think. We can't afford him.

Crocodile is, or so I was told. 159753[/snapback] Aye I've had alligator. Bit chewier, but otherwise pretty much like chicken.

What does she rescue?

photoshoped

Does she bollocks! 159257[/snapback] what he said 159673[/snapback] How on earth would you two know? Watching her dorty video doesn't count. SLP's BEEN with her man. She goes to Whitley every bank holiday!

Sod off! It's just a case of a joke being so unfunny I wasn't sure if I was missing something or not - an easy mistake to make. 159677[/snapback] Err no. The joke was completely shit, but it wasn't difficult to get you big fat lummox.

Oh aye, it's definitely a funny comment. Just a bit naive if he thinks it won't find its way back to Boumsong on the grapevine. It's already on the internet for anyone who wants to to read.

The stuff about Boumsong is out of order, whether said as a joke or not, but hopefully it means he's on his way to Monaco or wherever.

mine was called Kizzy.... bless her years later I ended up aith a huge ginger Tom which I called Jake because of the size of his appendage...never seen one the size of it on a pussy before.. 159555[/snapback] Sorry like, but what is the connection between the name Jake and a large cat knob? Also, what were you doing looking at it, your utter freak?! 159656[/snapback] Jake the Snake I assume 159658[/snapback] Ahhh, still tenuous tbf.

mine was called Kizzy.... bless her years later I ended up aith a huge ginger Tom which I called Jake because of the size of his appendage...never seen one the size of it on a pussy before.. 159555[/snapback] Sorry like, but what is the connection between the name Jake and a large cat knob? Also, what were you doing looking at it, your utter freak?!

First Toplass believes that Ellis Bextor is dead, and now this! The twat spotlight is definitely off me now for starting the Bextor thread.

If the weather's like this tomorrow - and it's supposed to be - we should be going to a pub where we can sit outside really. Obviously Scottish Mag and Toplass (genuine ginga!) would have to wear tarpaulin sack factor suntan lotion to protect them from the sun's harmful rays.

The rules have been clearly stated on numerous occasions. No pictures on the internet. It's ze lur! 159425[/snapback] They won't be on t'internet...they will be on my phone... 159429[/snapback] Bollocks to that. If you want to see who we all are, make an appearance. There will be no phone photos being sent. 159483[/snapback] I beg to differ and if I could I would....especially on the Friday as I would much rather be out with a bunch of pseudo intellectuals than talking baby bumps and stretch marks and episiotimies.... 159486[/snapback] Not happening.

!!!! This thread is too funny, I'm trying not to spit milk everywhere. 159450[/snapback] Jesus Christ Brock, put it away!

Nice one Brock. Kittens are cool.

The rules have been clearly stated on numerous occasions. No pictures on the internet. It's ze lur! 159425[/snapback] They won't be on t'internet...they will be on my phone... 159429[/snapback] Bollocks to that. If you want to see who we all are, make an appearance. There will be no phone photos being sent.

The rules have been clearly stated on numerous occasions. No pictures on the internet. It's ze lur!

Enjoy your day and loaf lots What time you planning on being around tomorrow? 159344[/snapback] I get in around two, I think Craigs the same, then Jimbo and Wolfgang later on. 159406[/snapback] Voolfy to his friends. At least that's what I'm calling him.

I really think you're gutted. Happy now? 159393[/snapback] Mired in misery actually.

I couldn't give a shite tbh, you nerds. I hope you all really think I'm gutted though.

AM I BOVVERED???

Found in a French apartment, apparently the victim of a vicious head-butting incident. Police are treating it as murder on Zidane's floor!