Gemmill

Sorry to be a twat, but as you know, one is sunning oneself in exotic climes ( ), so I just wanted to ask quickly - what's going on with the managerial announcement? Looks like there's been nowt yet.

I took some pics. Will upload them when I get a chance.

It was actually a good night in the end. The scarf-waving looked class.

My first and second thoughts on reading that piece. Gemmill - what the fuck are you doing online? If I ever get this addicted to the board please feel free to ban me. PS What colour hankie have you got hanging out your arse pocket today? 134901[/snapback] I haven't left yet man! Today is packing and sorting my house out, and returning Cath's cats day. I fly tomorrow morning. All travel arrangements were made with Tyneside's greatest son in mind.

Anyone over the age of 8 wearing said masks should be incinerated tbh 134904[/snapback] I bet it never occured to Shearer that he'd spend the duration of his testimonial with me sat on his face.

On N-O they reckon there will be free Shearer masks on everyone's seat. :lol:

Do you think Rooney really refers to Shearer as "Super Al" in conversation?

Oy vey! Bet Levy feels a shmuck.

Fucking hell. Is anyone taking a drum? Cheese-tastic.

I agree with that theory..... 134658[/snapback] I think that's the "ambassadorial" role they have in mind actually.

I'd be fucking humiliated if we got to a final and got tonked 4-0. And I'd expect every fucker to be sniggering at us tbh. I thought it was class and loved watching them get humped. And I don't feel "sad" in the slightest.

Forgot about 606. Nice one Hogster. Definitely worth them getting to the Final for that by the way. Humiliated. Fucking brilliant.

Anyone read the bit in this month's Mag about Steve McClaren - "the only bald man in the world with a quiff"

Well I've disgraced myself by signing up to the Smoggies board as DC Tosh Lines to rip the piss.

Get in you Spanish beauties. Smoggies in tears, whopped off Seville.

South of Birtley is where the puffs start tbh.

I'm saying FUCK ALL after the last few games until the final whistle goes.

It's our first team plus his only 4 mates in football vs. Celtic's first team/reserve squad. Shearer must be a proper billy no mates, or else there's been no planning put into this at all. I saw Steve Watson at SJP a fortnight ago and he was shit! I've no desire to see him again.

The Select XI squad is: Goalkeepers: Shay Given, Steve Harper. Defenders: Celestine Babayaro, Jean Alain Boumsong, Titus Bramble, Stephen Carr, Robbie Elliott, Peter Ramage, Steven Taylor. Midfielders: Lee Clark, Emre, Amady Faye, Charles N'Zogbia, Matty Pattison. Forwards: Shola Ameobi, Michael Chopra, Albert Luque. Guest Players: Les Ferdinand, Rob Lee, Gary Speed, Steve Watson. How crap is that man?

Have a good time mate.

Oh don't fret, I'll have regular computer access. Probably even take my laptop in case the films on the plane are shite.

Aye, 24th of May. My mistake.

Aye, must admit when I saw the headline I thought I might have some bad news to break to Cath about her cats.

I leave work and won't be back til the 24th of June. I want you all to be able to share in my joy at this. I don't want anyone to feel any envy at all. Do you think you can do that for me?

Bloody hell, 1000-1!? Makes you sick even though at the time I never thought he'd be the one.