Gemmill

First day back at work after holiday, and I would kill to be on jury duty. Surely this is what manic depression feels like.

If Liverpool want him and are prepared to splash the cash, we've got no chance. I don't see this one coming off tbh. The talk of waiting til after the World Cup sounds to me like we need to offload first which puts us at a disadvantage for getting anyone really.

The sooner the great man gets back in football, the better for him and the game. I envy Crystal Palace and their fans. Trophies await them.

Cooking tips from Leazes Mag. Has this place gone completely Brokeback in my absence?

Nobody need put me cos I'm just back off holiday. Saved you all posting the same thing there.

Leazes hom.

If Freddy dressed up in WWF spandex and recorded a message where he growled and snarled and threatened to "crush Barnwell's skull", LM would find some way of excusing it tbh.

Childish as fuck tbh. He comes across almost as unprofessional as Freddy. 137402[/snapback] Yeah, but Freddy started it ner, ner. I assume you didn't see Shepherd last night then, being in Houston? He was a total embarassment, as usual. 137406[/snapback] Nah, I haven't seen it. I expect unprofessional stuff from Shepherd though, so it's no surprise he delivered.

A pre-emptive ripping-to-shreds of Geordie Fish who will be along later to tell us all how thick we are if we watch it and how we're contributing to the dumbing-down of TV etc.

Childish as fuck tbh. He comes across almost as unprofessional as Freddy.

I just didn't put a smiley on, you goons.

Needs to get a life when on holiday tbh 137365[/snapback] It's 7:30 in the morning, cockwad.

"We are ruling nothing in and nothing out at the moment." Needs to get his own phrases tbh.

By the way I reckon we'll finish 5th or 6th next season with Roeder in charge. That's my colours nailed to Renton's mid-table forehead.

PS. Wah ganna win the leeg noo lyk. HAWAYMANGLENNMAN! etc.

Nothing funny about that the abuse the great one is receiving.

What's going on over there then? I heard Phil and HTT aren't involved in the forum any more? 136720[/snapback] Still involved, just no more so than any of the other admins. 136771[/snapback] Has HTT been appointed Jobless Hitzfeld Ambassador yet?

Homage to Jeanette Krankie tbh.

Mourinho spent 40million or so last summer and actually contrived to make Chelsea worse than they were the year before (relatively obviously). Hope he does the same this summer.

6 ft 3, between 14.5 and 15 stone. 100% prime muscle. FACT.

And who incidentally looked like she was drinking from a large inflatable bottle of Brown Ale in the Centurion.

Wachiepoos? Is that the dwarf who spewed all over at SJP? I'm not coming if she's gonna be there tbh.

Same as I did for Essien, I wish him nothing but misfortune and failure in his career with Chelsea.

Ah right, nice one. Cheers for that. N'Zogbia and Boumsong were on my flight the other day btw (friend of the stars you know ). The Zog was reading the Mag, and Boumsong was with his wife and little kid. He was wearing a black velour Sean John tracksuit.