Gemmill

Tbf, Shola has started to vaguely resemble a centre forward of late.

How is David Brent one-dimensional? He's: a chilled-out entertainer; a philosopher-poet; a singer/song-writer; a philanthropist; and the father of one big happy family! Can you give me an example of how it's predictable? Are you saying that a parody accentuating a person's most obvious flaw does not work? 123589[/snapback] You're wasting your time man. The real problem is as follows: the absence of a laughter track or a big Friends-esque sign saying "HERE COMES THE PUNCHLINE" meant that he had to work out for himself where the jokes were, and it ruined it for him. 123593[/snapback] You're becoming very dull, Gemmill. I'm beginning to see certain others' point(s) regarding you. 123600[/snapback] Overreact much? What points would those be then? 123605[/snapback] Not overreacting, simply finding it true in this instance that you keep making the same joke without anything new added. Usually you at least add something to it each time. 123610[/snapback] I'd say it was a slight overreaction tbh. I liked you best when you were the cossack dancing American bloke that planned to marry every lass he went out with within two minutes of meeting them. Any chance of you going back to that?

How is David Brent one-dimensional? He's: a chilled-out entertainer; a philosopher-poet; a singer/song-writer; a philanthropist; and the father of one big happy family! Can you give me an example of how it's predictable? Are you saying that a parody accentuating a person's most obvious flaw does not work? 123589[/snapback] You're wasting your time man. The real problem is as follows: the absence of a laughter track or a big Friends-esque sign saying "HERE COMES THE PUNCHLINE" meant that he had to work out for himself where the jokes were, and it ruined it for him. 123593[/snapback] You're becoming very dull, Gemmill. I'm beginning to see certain others' point(s) regarding you. 123600[/snapback] Overreact much? What points would those be then?

I can picture the scene: Bouncer: Got any ID son? Mark: *rolls up his sleeve and flexes* Bouncer: In you go.

How is David Brent one-dimensional? He's: a chilled-out entertainer; a philosopher-poet; a singer/song-writer; a philanthropist; and the father of one big happy family! Can you give me an example of how it's predictable? Are you saying that a parody accentuating a person's most obvious flaw does not work? 123589[/snapback] You're wasting your time man. The real problem is as follows: the absence of a laughter track or a big Friends-esque sign saying "HERE COMES THE PUNCHLINE" meant that he had to work out for himself where the jokes were, and it ruined it for him.

Being a bit of a hunky masculine type, I know exactly what you do with it.

Aye it might have been Drury. They're probably saving Tyldesley for tonight. Either way he was crap and embarrassing.

So if you don't think Shepherd is a great chairman then that means you're a little kiddie that posts nonsense. Is that right?

I think he's bored himself to sleep mid-sentence.

Getting Roy Keane sent off has to be added to the list.

I've whitened it for those who prefer not to know... Finn He'll break his back! 123551[/snapback] I think I might skip episode 7.

Have you got any free stuff off them yet?

I really hope you're gonna make a Alan Shearer compilation with all his Newcastle goals! 123531[/snapback] May I suggest the song 'You're the Best Around' from The Karate Kid as the backing music, that would be truly awesome. 123541[/snapback] No Easy Way Out from Rocky IV tbh.

Talking of manager changes, there's a lad on N-O who thinks he's in line for two or three grand if they make Tommy Craig the "name only" manager after this weekend. Jesus wept tbh.

In preparation for the testimonial apparently. It's crying out for some mackem vandalism if they're gonna leave it there for the next few weeks tbh.

You don't appreciate the history of the club blah blah read some books blah go to the library blah blah educate yourself blah blah if you didn't enjoy the DVD then for god's sake pretend you did man blah blah blah.

Does he submit his shift pattern to Shepherd like?

Although it would explain why we're not being actively linked with anyone - Shepherd waiting on O'Neill's decision before potentially having to turn to Roeder? I'm theorising in a Taylor27 stylee though tbh.

Could be bollocks like.

I agree. You don't get this much fuss made over the retirement of just any player. Was in the shop last night and had a look at the front page of the Sport section in the Guardian, and it had a photo of Shearer taking the penalty, with the headline "Was this Alan Shearer's last ever goal?". It actually made me feel a bit sad to think about it like that. :lol:

Stelling is quality. Takes over from Des Lynam (BEEB Era) as the consummate sports presenter. Lynam has gone to shit since he left Grandstand though. I repeat though, Jim White is shockingly bad.

Eusebio was in the paper recently saying that Shearer is one of the best centre forwards ever to play the game, and that he was hoping to get to SJP before the season ended to see him play. I'd be canny pleased with that if I was Shearer.

Steady on. 123393[/snapback] OK he's a second rate goal hanger. 123479[/snapback] Steady on.

What a mistake-a to make-a. Did you hear it though? He sounded like a proper "Clive".