Gemmill

Bid rejected according to SSN.

Yeah I know you did. Definitely.

Have you shared this comparison with her?

Do the Spanish have a word for "lolloping"? They'll have to think of one pretty quick if they sign Stroller.

The way things have gone this pre-season, and given the rapidly-receding transfer window, my philosophy is if they accept the bid and he agrees terms, then just sign the fucker. We'll worry about whether he's any good later.

Yes and no manc. When SLP used at at me the other day yes it pissed me off (and then I got over it) but then I saw how much people use it on N-O. And as someone said it is usually those with single figure IQs whenever someone posts something they disagree with. It just doesn't argue anything except a lack of understanding of the term. You know if people actually wrote: And Jesus wept because you're fucking wrong! Then it would be used correctly. 14806[/snapback] Apparently you didn't......

Hairy. Jesus Hairy Christ.

Jesus wept.

I'll take that as a 'no' then. 13987[/snapback] There's a bush shaped like a boat outside the New Crown. I'll paypal £5 to the first person that posts a photo of their pubes fashioned into a boat. 13996[/snapback] If it's Gemmill it'll have to be a fucking aircraft carrier then. The USS Theodore Roosevelt. In fucking bright ginger. 13998[/snapback] Such a tit!

You fancy Ian Woosnam?

I'd rather look at that than that fat fucker 13048[/snapback] Theres a saying Skol, i can lose weight, you on the other hand............. 13486[/snapback] Yep, you can lose weight. But then you'll just look like a slim Christopher Biggins.

Suspect it was an MSN dare turned thread. Always a good bet for a REALLY FUNNY read.

Fatal Attraction? 12407[/snapback] No, ive seen that many times, but it was along those lines i think. Plus much more recent, it must have been released at the cinemas within the last year. 12408[/snapback] Closer?

Fuck off.

The Wedding Crashers. Definitely worth watching if you like a daft comedy.

Aye, even Clint Eastwood's got varicose veins these days and he's a bit younger than Paul Newman. That just wouldn't be nice at all.

WHOA! This thread was about if you HAD to (as in you have no choice in the matter) shag one bloke from history, who would it be. It was never, I repeat NEVER! about having a crush on swarthy Italian blokes, you mincer!

Its only blokes who are good at dancing and actually really enjoy it that are gay The others are straight! 5447[/snapback] Hmmm, I might be able to let you have that one actually. Although if you don't enjoy it you shouldn't be doing it. I'm too tall. Nowt worse than being in a sea of people of around 5 ft 10 and being a head taller than all of them trying to look inconspicuous. 5450[/snapback] Or is it that there is no room for others when you enter the dance floor? 5462[/snapback] As a German male, I don't think you're in any position to be taking the piss in a discussion about dancing.

Oi you tin-headed twat, I apologised too! 5430[/snapback] So you fucking should have, lightweight. How did Jenson do for you today? Oooooo baby. 5441[/snapback] Who you calling a fucking shiteweight? I challenge you to a Jenson?? 5th. Not that bothered like, the bloke I was wanting to do well won the race! 5445[/snapback] A drinkoff? I'd knack you man, southern shandy boy. To be honest I dunno how you watch F1. I cannot get away with it. Just the noise is enough to make me want to turn it off.

Its only blokes who are good at dancing and actually really enjoy it that are gay The others are straight! 5447[/snapback] Hmmm, I might be able to let you have that one actually. Although if you don't enjoy it you shouldn't be doing it. I'm too tall. Nowt worse than being in a sea of people of around 5 ft 10 and being a head taller than all of them trying to look inconspicuous.

Much rather be in a pub. When I go out I go out for the craic and for a bit of banter and pisstake. If the music's so loud that you have to get an earful of gob just to talk to someone it kinda takes the fun out of things. And I don't dance, so clubbing's pretty much pointless. Oh and any blokes that do dance are gay-ay-ayyyyyyyyyyyy.

Oi you tin-headed twat, I apologised too! 5430[/snapback] So you fucking should have, lightweight. How did Jenson do for you today? Oooooo baby.

If my cat could talk, it would be a parrot. 5431[/snapback] Can it already fly?

If we sign Michael Owen I'll read all the Harry Potter books in a weekend.