Gemmill

3-1. Can't stop grinning.

Me. Shearer in his last derby too. And a penalty an'all - as if to reinforce their bitter "Ere man how many of his goals have been penalteyyyyys??" patter.

Ahhhhh, hilarious. Nice one.

Please don't miss Alan................gettin!

Penalty!

Instant LEGEND status. First touch an'all.

Fucking get in Rocky.

If I hear the phrase "We haven't toooorned oop" once more I think I'll scream. 122303[/snapback] Anderson's accent is bleeding awful! Bennett sounds like a post-fight interview with a boxer who's just been battered for 12 rounds.

Anyone listening to Radio Newcastle. Gary Bennett sounds a bright lad.

If they don't come out better in the second half, we could get howked here. Missing Shola.

Fuck.

I smell boolsheet, but if that's true, log off and watch the match you spanner!

They can't keep this level of effort up. Can they?

We're under a bit of pressure here.

We could (and knowing Shepherd probably will) do a lot worse, although I think it's taking the easy option. So much for the "we've been doing loads of work, and there's plenty top names want the job" talk if this turns out to be true though.

I thought he started the game well yesterday and I was disappointed when he went off.

Faye and Clarke.

If Hughes does come here it'll be as a stepping stone to Old Trafford if he keeps on going the way he is at the minute (you've got to be impressed by what he's done with Blackburn).

Aye I heard this an'all. Apparently McClaren sat all the Boro players down in the dressing room after the game yesterday to tell them he's leaving at the end of the season to take the England job. The reporter also said that O'Neill has agreed to take over and that this will all be formally announced this week. Which is a pisser for us if it's true. Although on the plus side, if we get Ranieri I'll be £1,300 up.

"You all want to be me. My life is so much better than all of yours. It's so good that I need to take time out from how good it is to brag about it on the internet. Don't even get me started on how much better my girlfriend is than any of yours. Everyone is jealous of me."

This thread has been like watching Harold and Madge Bishop snog.

I'm not buying that it was a wind-up that they deleted it. I reckon the mod team, with the exception of gol, are fuckwits. Oh, and Scottish Mag.

Aye, people should realise that their time is much better spent playing arcade games in their garage. Agree on Rancid Turds and Pissing on the Floor threads - you see Craig, you're supposed to have these things nominated by several people, not just one person saying "Well, I quite liked...". 121115[/snapback] is this a 'make a snidey remark' aimed at Toonraider day Gemmill? 121276[/snapback] It wasn't meant as a snidey mark at you, daft lass.

Problem? It was a simple task of plucking it from the money tree. Failing that he could have sent someone down into the bottomless pit with a briefcase.

Erasure - Blue Savannah.