Gemmill

It won't work with macs though, will it? Is Xbox Microsoft?

Toonelaide will not be happy about this.

Anyone watch that Derren Brown - Messiah thing btw? Was canny good. Showed how easy it was to basically pretend to be a medium.

hes got us there like. 115912[/snapback] I'd sooner die of starvation.

How much are these things? Am I really in the dark ages with a PS2? Oh and what sort of games are available? Plenty sport ones? I'm not really into nerdy strategy shite.

Its dead simple, see the cable you plug into your PC from the router. You plug that into the console. I fully agree on the FPS and RTS though. Mouse and keyboard are essential. 115891[/snapback] I'd have to get the house rewired to use it downstairs though. Does it have a wireless connection? 115892[/snapback] Such a Meldrew! You can't be playing games over wireless, surely? The speed always suffers a bit. 115896[/snapback] It shouldn't if you've got a decent connection. How am I Meldrew again? 115906[/snapback] Just the way you spluttered (for it was definitely a splutter) "I'd have to get the house rewired!"

Oh Im all for the sweet n savoury combo, Ham n Pineapple is good however if I was to order one at a restaurant Id feel the need to grow a 'tache, put on a pair of leather pants and a tight t-shirt and burst into a rendition of "So Macho.." on the hour every hour. 115904[/snapback] So only the tache required then?

Snakey, you dirty dirty man.

Its dead simple, see the cable you plug into your PC from the router. You plug that into the console. I fully agree on the FPS and RTS though. Mouse and keyboard are essential. 115891[/snapback] I'd have to get the house rewired to use it downstairs though. Does it have a wireless connection? 115892[/snapback] Such a Meldrew! You can't be playing games over wireless, surely? The speed always suffers a bit.

If that's the case then I don't want him here. £25k a week is too much for a lad that might play 10 or 15 games a season if we're lucky. Pay as you play means pay as you play as far as I'm concerned. Woodgate will be lucky if any team is prepared to take a chance on him IMO - he might have to settle for a lot less than £25k a week.

Alan Oliver reported in the Chronicle that it was McClaren. Maybe that's what they're on about?

Ham and Pineapple pizza is great. I pity you simple fools with your simple, uncultured palates that are unable to appreciate sweet in combination with savoury.

Needs a Juve goal to make it a bit more exciting tbh. Ian Darke is a better commentator than Martin Tyler btw - FACTSO!

Me too. It takes me ages to come from a blow job unless the bird is a true connoisseur of oral fulfillment. Once pulled a lass who was staying in the hotel i was working night shift in, she was sucking me off for an hour before she got lock jaw and decided to sit on my face instead. Who was I to stop her? 115698[/snapback] I like a big set of tits with nipples like cobblers thumbs, body wise something to hold on to with a nice dark bush that makes her look like she's got a young Don King clamped between her thighs, preferably trimmed around the bomb doors but I'm not fussy. 115779[/snapback]

Nee chance, you'd have to weight it far more in favour of pay per play. The above deal would cost us a fucking fortune for probably not any games. I'd say more 5k or so a week with an extra 30 or 40 for the weeks he plays. It sounds mental saying you'd give that much money to someone for playing a match, but that's the only way to get value out of the deal (assuming you'd pay him 35-45k per week on a normal deal where he played every week. I'm not convinced about buying out his contract either - it would cost a bomb. Overall though - when we sold him he was cattled. If Real are willing to give up on him, he's likely still cattled, so whilst it's a nice idea, practically it would be a shambles of one injury after another in all likelihood.

Controlled experiment: ask them who the next NUFC manager is gonna be. Report back, and we'll tell you for real whether you're psychic.

No, the situations YOU can find yourself in are incredible. I can't see me finding myself in anything like the situations you describe.

Is ANYONE buying HTT's studly patter?

I've never seen anything quite so gay as you kissy-kissying in the middle of the Trent last weekend, you big puff! 115496[/snapback] Using Joni Mitchell lyrics in your sig? 115576[/snapback] Shhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 115581[/snapback] Awwwwww. Sweet songs about clouds and fluffy things. It must be love!! 115585[/snapback] Silence dwarf-woman! 115592[/snapback] This surpasses snogging in the Trent on the gayness scale.

I've never seen anything quite so gay as you kissy-kissying in the middle of the Trent last weekend, you big puff! 115496[/snapback] ...this coming from the bloke who 'air-kissed' geordieshandy when he arrived. 115507[/snapback] You weren't even there - too busy spending an hour and a half trying to get from the carpark to the pub. Holding hands an'all, I wager!

Scarily similar to my own 'types'. I quite like Asian lasses and have went out with one before (Indian). I like black lasses for obootyvious reasons. Byonce Knowles... phwoar! (more a fantasy thing though) I'm not into the 'stunners' though like J-Lo, Jennifer Aniston etc. Do nowt for me, meet better looking lasses doon the Toon. I like the quirky look, the 'different' look. That's what appeals to me these days, done the big titted skinny blonde slapper thing, done the Asian thing, done the brunnette, ginge and all that, a lass for me has to have something about her other than her obvious features these days like. Has anyone seen Band of Brothers? The French nurse, in one of the episodes? Not particularly stunning, but that type appeals to me, I go for that or the bird in that film Suzy Gold. I don't like big tits either, areet to shoot your load over every now and again but a big titted lass, I couldn't go out with one for any length of time, again a fantasy type of lass we all want but quickly get bored with (for me anyway). I am quite fussy like. Looks are important but not the be all and end all, as I get older I like a lass o have some brains between her ears and someone who is funny is a big turn on. When you're young you'll stick your nob into anything, much more selective now. 115495[/snapback] Blatant virgin tbh.

I've never seen anything quite so gay as you kissy-kissying in the middle of the Trent last weekend, you big puff!

So Gemmill is saying in that situation he'd bum the lad. And he calls me gay! 115483[/snapback] No, I'm saying in this situation wykikitoon should bum the lad. You'd already have done that before even starting a thread on it.

Meet him for a drink. Proposition him for a bumming - you don't HAVE to go through with it if you don't want to. There must then be a way of turning that back round on him, but I haven't thought of it yet. Maybe it'll come to you after you've bummed him.

I just don't agree with that; all men (bar Gemmill, of course) and plenty of women are not worth a shag, and they're all fair game for a platonic relationship. Some of you must have some very bizarre relationships with your mothers. 115430[/snapback] You might not be looking at them that way, but some of them will be wanting to get into the DotBum y-fronts, mark my words. Family members excepted, of course. 115455[/snapback] I agree with Dotbum. There's no way I want to shag every lass I meet, and unfortunately I'm sure the feeling's ususally mutual. 115463[/snapback] Errrr, that's because you're gay, dumbass!