Gemmill

The main thing I'll take away from this thread is the knowledge that Renton must have been one of the spottiest, specciest teenagers since time began.

Going to the bog and not washing your hands is fucking disgusting. It's also something that Bridget, aka Vinegar Tits admitted too on here, the foul wench!

Chicken tbh 70741[/snapback] Are you having xmas dinner with the smug twat like? 70747[/snapback] Was a reference to 'choking' the chicken tbh. I wouldnt have dinner with him like, you wouldnt get so much as a fucking mouthful. 70748[/snapback] Who could say 'no' to a christmas dinner of tinned spaghetti and a bottle of Lambrusco... 70807[/snapback] Two words: Pickled. Cabbage.

Not of you're choking the chicken? That's be a pb even for you! 70751[/snapback] 10 minutes to get the spelling of "if" right? Failed.

Reet, I'm off. Enjoy the rest of your work-day, you plebs.

1 minute lads. Shall we have a countdown on 10 seconds?

Don't make me bring out the 31 insults, Alexis. 70738[/snapback] I don't claim to be young tbh 70740[/snapback] It's all relative man. Old knackers like snakehips make me look like a whippersnapper.

8 minutes of pre-Christmas work remaining, you bunch of jealous benders!

Don't make me bring out the 31 insults, Alexis.

11.

15.

..left at work before I break up for Christmas. to me and to anyone that has to work tomorrow.

Caus they're not fruit, perhaps???? Now then, bet you can name ALL the boys in Westlife, McFly, Take That, 911 and Backstreet Boys!!!!! 70700[/snapback] Don't try and make out that knowing the names of the Sugababes is some sort of hetero rite of passage, you minceboy! 70707[/snapback] 10 minutes checking the correct spelling of 'rite' just for that post tbh! 70711[/snapback] You penis! I'm a highly edumacated young man!

Caus they're not fruit, perhaps???? Now then, bet you can name ALL the boys in Westlife, McFly, Take That, 911 and Backstreet Boys!!!!! 70700[/snapback] Don't try and make out that knowing the names of the Sugababes is some sort of hetero rite of passage, you minceboy!

Somethings I know DO about.............. I actually went round the Sheffield afer she was launched - my Dad worked on her at Swan's 70678[/snapback] Unlike basic word ordering?

Do you know their names too you bummist? I'll start you off with Beyonce. 70687[/snapback] Beyonce's a hound too, the tree-thighed bint! Kelly Rowland for me. And then the other one. Nelly or summat. 70694[/snapback] I think Beyonce's lush personally, Kelly's nice anarl. Nelly isn't a lass btw 70696[/snapback] Aye there's nowt wrong with Beyonce.

Do you know their names too you bummist? I'll start you off with Beyonce. 70687[/snapback] Kelly and Michelle. 70690[/snapback] Bandit!

Bloody Mary's are rank tbh. FACT! 70668[/snapback] Agreed. Tomato juice is the most gipping substance known to man. 70673[/snapback] Pair of homs who can't stand the tobasco tbh. 70689[/snapback] I can't get past the tomato juice man. It's foul. I wouldn't feed it to a pig.

Do you know their names too you bummist? I'll start you off with Beyonce.

That is correct. You should have made it quite clear in that respect by adding a FACT! at the end, though. Tomato juice should be banned imo. 70679[/snapback] Arthur FACTarelli!

I can't believe you lot know these lasses names. What's all that about?

Bloody Mary's are rank tbh. FACT! 70668[/snapback] Agreed. Tomato juice is the most gipping substance known to man.

As does Gemmill's arse. 70652[/snapback] Aye you're right like, I think you should get the train on Boxing Day.

I remember Beach Head on the Spectrum. It was shit. Horace goes Skiing was class though.

Merry Christmas mate. And to rest of the Toontastic Posse too.