Gemmill

Nice one HTT. Hopefully that'll be the end of the daftness. Isegrim, that bloke in your avatar looks like Colin Jackson.

If he goes to Arsenal, I wouldn't expect us to sign any more players than we've been planning to sign and would expect the money from the sale to disappear down the big NUFC plughole. Talk of Owen is pie in the sky IMO.

Anyone care? Medina, don't be a fanny. If you don't want to go on there, don't. If you've got something to say to them, go on and say it to them.

Fucking hell is it today? All the best mister. Hope the day goes well for you.

He wasn't giving, you were. And don't talk with your mouth full.

How about you Cath, Hitler or Jesus? 4510[/snapback] I'd fuck Jesus, then Hitler. That way hitler would get a jew's shit and blood up his arse. 4515[/snapback] F f f fuuuucking hel llllll ...was my word for word reaction to that.

"Part this, Moses" *WOOMF*

Are you for real? I reckon all that homo-accountancy bollocks has gone to your head! Gemmill's getting a new badge - a nice pink one! 4459[/snapback] Admit it. There's nowt you'd like better than to be fisted by Jenson Button in a shellsuit, Formula 1 boy. 4474[/snapback] Fuck off bean counter! 4476[/snapback] "Go on Jenson. Accelerate through me chicane".

Are you for real? I reckon all that homo-accountancy bollocks has gone to your head! Gemmill's getting a new badge - a nice pink one! 4459[/snapback] Admit it. There's nowt you'd like better than to be fisted by Jenson Button in a shellsuit, Formula 1 boy.

Much Ado About Nothing? The Comedy Of Errors? The Mincer Of Venice? The Bumming Of The Shrimp? 4441[/snapback] Bastid. 4446[/snapback]

Sorry to dissapoint but Happy Face is Nicos Papavasiliou. 4444[/snapback] No dissapointment mate. Was hoping you'd turn up too.

Good use of Skinner's legend theory there. 4387[/snapback] Yep, giving the fattest man alive his only ever shag. I think Thompson and GayJon are just going for the legend status themselves. 4391[/snapback] Now now Isegrim, that's no way to talk about Thompson. 4403[/snapback] Well, at least Thompson wouldn't get hurt if he was on the receiving end... 4437[/snapback] Who told you that I was a gentle lover? Has Meenzer been talking?

Spongebob Toonpants. Although I suspect he might be Happy Face. Or a meringue?

Dan I think you'd be luck to last a sonnet out mate.

Dan, there's a way to answer this question, and that's not it. 4404[/snapback] Probably Shakespeare. Would nice to have a sonnett written about me. 4423[/snapback] Dan, let me get this right. First you want him to shag you. Then you want him to write a poem about it for posterity.

The rhythmic beat of "In the Air Tonight" keeping you on your stroke eh? 4411[/snapback] Would make my night that. I'd only swap him for you gem yyou know that. 4420[/snapback] I'm not getting Phil Collins' sloppy seconds you cheeky prick.

There must be another Phil Colins, the only one I'm aware of is that horrible dwarf from Genesis. 4410[/snapback] That man is a living legend. 4417[/snapback] In all seriousness, BAN HIM.

The rhythmic beat of "In the Air Tonight" keeping you on your stroke eh?

So what's your answer?! Bottler! 4405[/snapback] I would struggle to go better than Skinner's answer actually. Bit worried about Ali getting rough though. Although if I'm taking I'll have John Wayne Bobbit post snip.

Dan, there's a way to answer this question, and that's not it.

Good use of Skinner's legend theory there. 4387[/snapback] Yep, giving the fattest man alive his only ever shag. I think Thompson and GayJon are just going for the legend status themselves. 4391[/snapback] Now now Isegrim, that's no way to talk about Thompson.

Good use of Skinner's legend theory there.

Who would it be? Saw this asked of Frank Skinner in an interview and he picked Muhammad Ali circa '64 or early Elvis - if you're gonna have to do it may as well make it a legend. Haway then. Who's brave enough to answer? And who's the soft shites who'll just go "Eurgh that's sick. You must be bent" whilst mentally drawing up a list.

All the Enid Blyton and Roald Dahl stuff. Plus The Three Investigators. Then I got into Agatha Christie (Poirot in particular) and read tons of them.