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Went to a Paul Weller acoustic set where he did In the Crowd a couple of years ago and it sounded class.

Mags, do you not find most of the cheese in American supermarkets to be totally lacking in any flavour? It's just like chewy rubber most of it.

Quoted for truth 29460[/snapback] Jesus wept! 29461[/snapback] Christ on a bike tbh 29462[/snapback] Whoosh! IMHO. 29463[/snapback] Get these two on board, Pud. Finally a comedy duo to rival Cannon and Ball.

Bush has announced that he'll be running his own inquiry into the response to Hurricane Katrina, and he's appointed Dick Cheney to head it up. I'm sure that'll leave no stone unturned then.

Someone clocked him on a night out with you I'm guessing. 29476[/snapback] You think you're sooooooo funny, don't you?

On the hot curry thing - I worked away with this massive fat geezer once and we went for a curry. Anyway, he was calling me soft for getting a tikka massala and all that business. He then ordered himself a vindaloo or whatever it was and sat dripping sweat onto his plate for the next half hour, with a bright red face, shovelling it in. It blatantly wasn't enjoyable, the fat gibbon.

You TOTAL FREAK!

Excuse YOU!

"TURN UP THE MICROPHONE and feed me I'm a beast MC's and they beats is what I eat, 16 I'll leave you in the street My rhymes are sicker than gangrene in both feet It's spreadin up the leg, and headed for the head" Djimi's signature. Sheer poetry.

That's awful and unfortunately it doesn't sound too good. Hope he turns up safe and well though.

To be fair to Owen, his international goalscoring record stands up to anyone's and in a qualifying campaign I wouldn't be dropping him for Defoe. Friendlies are fine for giving Defoe a go.

Do you seriously think that the word now begins with a k though?

Spence Terrace Chinese Takeaway in North Shields is the stuff of legends.

Well, you need £60 plus taxi fare then don't you? 29175[/snapback] Fuck that. 29176[/snapback] Is your mam picking you up then?

I have been abroad on school trips but that was a group passport. I think most of my mates all ready have one. 29154[/snapback] They should go abroad then and leave you to rue your "no passport" status.

If there's any Avril Lavigne turns up in the charts there'll be nowt the matter.

A lad of your age should have a passport. I think you and your mates should all go on a weekend break to the passport office at Liverpool and sort yourselves out with them.

Utterly crap computer with no sound on it at work, plus the clip is running jumpy. Can you tell me what happens on it please? 29091[/snapback] Haway then!

Same here. Although the press would probably find some way of pointing to it being something to do with him signing for lowly Newcastle.

Just looking on the mackem board there and they're getting charged 48 notes a ticket for their match at Chelsea this weekend. Apparently this isn't even a "Category A" match, for which they're charging over 50 quid a ticket (presumably that'll be what we get charged). Someone (the FA? the Premier League?) should be looking into pricing practices because that is absolutely obscene for a ticket to a Premiership football match. Fair play to any mackems that pay 48 quid and travel down to what is almost a certain defeat this weekend.

Is that Liverpool's net spend? Sounds a hell of a lot to me.

London doesn't really do cheap I'm afraid.

The bit covering money paid in dividends to Shepherd & Hall families is worth a look, i don't know much about this but i think the Luque & Owen deals will be on next years accounts, can any accounting genius on here clarify that? 29070[/snapback] Accounting genius reporting for duty. Confirmed.

Utterly crap computer with no sound on it at work, plus the clip is running jumpy. Can you tell me what happens on it please?

Nails.