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Looking quite airbrushed. She's a spotty cow in real life.

I'm sure he is a good lad LM, and the stories themselves would probably be entertaining enough just written in normal English and without all the "Errrrr, I'm thick me like" bits in them. Shame someone's taken the decision to print them like that.

It's how she got there that worries me. 26128[/snapback] Presumably he ate her.

Dunno when he'll be back, but listening to a doctor on the radio the other day saying that this hyperbaric chamber treatment that Simon Jones is getting reduces recovery time by up to TWO THIRDS. Why haven't we got one of these at Newcastle? Kieron Dyer should be wheeled around in one.

I've been over this one umpteen times and don't have the time or inclination to do it again. We disagree and that's fine.

Do you feel your position as resident German retard is under threat? 26697[/snapback] What by somebody who obviously learnt the language via Babelfish? In this case my position is as safe as yours in the English retard category. 26708[/snapback] Be talking to ze hand as ze face it doesn't listen.

I heard it was for Al to use as a punch bag after Lundekvam labelled him "finished" and "the easiest centre forward in the Premiership to play against" four or five years ago. As Ian Wright said, on reading what he'd said about Shearer, "Claus Lundek-WHO?!?"

Aye I've read it and agree it's cringeworthy.

Do you feel your position as resident German retard is under threat?

Oh dear. Someone's in trouble.

And appropriately enough the first (and so far, only) thread in there is one I started.

What the hell was attractive about Robert? He looks like the bleeding village idiot. Stick him in a jester costume and get him to do that silly dance he did when he scored and he'd look the part. 26603[/snapback] I don't get it either. My wife was gutted when he left. Especially when we were away on holiday when he did the striptease. Maybe if I bang my face off the coffee table a few times, my mouth will resemble someone with Down's syndrome, and the missus will be happier. (Maybe I just prefer men with purdy mouths ) 26624[/snapback] He doesnt personally do anything for me, as he's too smoothy looking, but surely you can see he's good looking? 26626[/snapback] He's good looking, in a Joey Deacon sort of way... 26630[/snapback] I agree. Look at the clip of the bloke. He looks simple. And that dopey grin where his eyes go all slitty. Duelling Banjos time every time I see it.

He has a point like.

What the hell was attractive about Robert? He looks like the bleeding village idiot. Stick him in a jester costume and get him to do that silly dance he did when he scored and he'd look the part.

So when does the big Readathon start? 26428[/snapback] Balls to that. I don't read kid's books. Not even for Michael Owen. 26437[/snapback] Where is your honour dirtbag, you are an absolute disgrace! 26514[/snapback] surely not following through with your promise should result in some kind of punishment from the other mods in here. how about putting the fact that he 'Welsh's on his bets should mentioned on his profile! 26589[/snapback] Go for it. I can take it.

But you are about 15 years older than him... 26575[/snapback] Only 4 actually.

Michael Owen shares his birthday with me, the lucky little get.

Good luck to you and the missus. Let us know how it goes.

Spanish lad that I work with (who knows his football) reckons Luque operates best on the left but can work as a striker if asked to. 26363[/snapback] I don't want to dispute this. From what I have seen of him (though not very much) he didn't look like an out and out winger. And he is better when going forward then when he has a burden of defensive work to do. 26372[/snapback] aye. he looks a canny player, but is he really the 'hard working wide man' souness was after? strikes me more of an attacking winger/forward from what i've seen. 26379[/snapback] They can be one and the same as long as they continue to function when we don't have the ball. I'm sure that's all Souness meant with that comment.

I think you're intentionally contrary for the sake of it sometimes, that's all. It's not an insult.

You are Captain Contrary, aren't you?

Fair enough. I think you're wrong. So that would be a "left winger" at the club. Actually I don't think he's a classic winger but I think he can operate on the left, put crosses in etc. I just wanted to make my response sound as prick-ish as yours.

Marcotti is a total cock, he is without doubt the most biased journalist on the planet, if ever you have heard him on talksport the man is a bigot, he cannot debate, he simply shouts down anyone that dares to disagree with him, if its not Italian he's not interested. The best thing he did was Di Canio's biography which I admit is a brilliant book. 26506[/snapback] Talksport seem to go in for that confrontational phone in bollocks quite a lot. I'm sure some people find it entertaining, but I just find it boring. 26508[/snapback] Adrian Durham's the one for that. He starts the show with a preposterous statement clearly designed for no other reason than to be controversial and wind people up, and then gets a load of cretins ringing in trying to argue with him.

I can't stand to listen to Marcotti. He's so up his own arse and full of shite it's not even funny.

He's talking rubbish. Hard to believe that a supposed professional would go on TV and make himself look an idiot by talking shite. Maybe he's the only one Sky could find that would say this - hence providing them with something to pad their schedule out with now that the transfer window's shut. I'm sure the fact that he's a scouser is just coincidence.......