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So who'll play? Anderson or Collingwood?

I'm canny at curling off a bloody great big piece of log myself, but you don't see me going on telly doing it.

We're definitely gonna need a new left back in Jan. It'll be freezing so I expect Babayaro to be particularly "injury-prone" at the time.

Aye, open top bus thing. It's been planned since before the last test though, I think.

Not that big into cheese personally. Although I like the smoked Austrian stuff that comes in red sausage cellophane.

The shame Maybe he thought his basketball shirt would convince them. 29031[/snapback] Remember on that programme when he was starstruck after meeting some bird off WWE. What a prick.

I s'pose everyone on here will have one (really quite comforting) consolation if we do fail to win! 29023[/snapback] Tsk.

I thought Jenas was poor against Fulham tbh.

Laugh it up lads. 9 to 1. Nine. To. One.

But if we draw at the Oval, we'd win the series. 29011[/snapback] Oh yeah. Good adder-upperer me you know.

Your sig's working now. Tbh.

Actually it wouldn't be funny cos I've got England at 9/1 to win the series.

I hope it pisses down 29002[/snapback] Would be canny funny like. And the Aussies would no doubt whine about it, but without the Old Trafford rain the series would probably be over now anyway.

I think the performance of us and Spurs over the next few months could decide where he ends up. Plus the fact that we'll probably match his Chelsea wage.

You can get 11/5 for England to win the test this weekend. Aussies are favourites at 6-4 with 6-4 for the draw too. Looks a decent enough bet on England really considering how things have gone so far, although there is some rain forecast for Friday and Saturday.

Never been to Australia, but all the Aussies I've met have been sound people. With the exception of Steve off this board who is a TOTAL KNOBHEAD.

Sean Penn was on GMTV this morning. He's in New Orleans and is going out on boats during the day to try and get to people who are stranded. He accused the Bush Administration of "criminal negligence" in their response to the problem, saying that of all the boats he saw in 9 hours out yesterday, only 3 were non-civilian, and that people were still there dying as a result of being stranded for so long. Fair play to the bloke for actually getting down there and getting stuck in.

Cheers anyway Sima. It's pretty good actually with the radio thing that you can use too.

Not to worry, it's working.

Joined. But how do I know if it's working? I'm using it with iTunes.

Do you have special handshakes and stuff?

nah, hes an accountant he just scanned for the pound signs. 2056[/snapback] It's actually true. When I took my last job all I looked for in the contract was: a) Salary Number of holiday days The rest was irrelevant. 2064[/snapback] You say that like it is wrong. 28611[/snapback] Not at all. What else is there to be bothered about?

Shhhhh. If you ignore him, he might stop.

Just been checking up on him, he's still at it, check this out for irony: 28633[/snapback] Has no one told him that now that the place is largely evacuated he can stop pretending that he's there?

Has this thread turned into some sort of comedy audition then?