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Two months out means more like three to four with Wilson too. Real shame cos he's looked sharp.

He's gonna have to give Count Osula some game time, you'd think.

Wilson is fucked again. Two months out with a hamstring problem.

Status Quo mega mix. Like Daft Punk but in ice wash denim, white t shirts, and hi-tecs.

Aye he's getting a bit of coverage online. He's not long retired and this is his new hobby.

If you think you can piss off your neighbours with Wham, you haven't even got started get yourself one of these and start pumping out banging techno like this dude.

He's not gonna go for stopgap money, that's for sure. Hard to say what he'd go for but if I had to guess I'd expect bidding to start at £75m or something. And there'll be others on here who will say that's way too low. Club captain, full Brazil International, proven PL performer who has def gone off the boil but would quickly be back on top in a team like yours.

The players should all put in and give the staff their bonus. And make sure it goes public.

I've yet to put it up on the wall and see how it does as a painting, you fucking big blend!

Congrats spongebob!

Welcome to the board BTW @Stotty. Someone new, posting regularly, is a bit of a rarity here. Hope you stick around. 👍

My Christmas present to myself. 16 track sampler and sequencer. Endless pissing about fun.

We should really try and stop being complete cunts to everyone new who posts on here.

Tough break for @ewerk. I'm sure the clipboard act will go down a treat in prison.

Sounds like an NPC in the Mafia computer game.

I demand a re-run of that valuation.

Aye I spotted that although I hadn't checked if it was before or after dead CEO. Fucking cunts though.

In the past year an American health insurance company announced that it would cut cover if a patient was under anaesthetic past an arbitrary time limit. So if your surgery has complications, you're on your own and the first you'll know about it is when you wake up. Then instead of focusing on your recovery you can focus on the fact that you're now financially insolvent. Who has this idea in the first place, and who is the animal that thinks it sounds like a good plan, and approves it? I'm not saying the answer is to shoot an insurance CEO in the street, but that single act causes way less human misery than that policy. It wasn't this bloke's company btw.

YER MA!

Aye he's staying til they appoint a replacement.

Eales should have a cash register sound ready to go for if he picks up the phone and it's Ratcliffe.

Let's cool it eh, lads. It's a football forum ateotd.

David Toot.

Outrageous this. At least my robot hoover was actually a hoover.