Gemmill

What a tackle.

Start the tractor.

Imagine the state of the wax strips after Salah's visit to the salon. Maybe that's where all the other players are getting their carpet remnant haircuts from.

At the very least, we'd be watching a 5 minute VAR check if that was in the other box.

Refuse to get my hopes up but that's hilarious. HOWAY Southampton.

Never made the connection before but that's probably why they like Van Dyk so much.

Liverpool and Arsenal would have issued half time press releases condemning the PGMOL if they hadn't got that penalty.

I expect Liverpool will get the inhalers out at half time and be out of sight by the hour mark.

Man United are their first love. I think they'll find it very hard to find time for Liverpool today, when the latest GENIUS manager has just landed at Old Trafford.

Watch the dog doesn't pull you over, I hear it's a thing down that way.

Paisley Park has taken a battering.

Blade Runner 2049. I watched them both over the past couple of days, and 2049 is way better than the original. Well worth a watch if you haven't bothered with it.

You forgot about him 10 x-ing the sexiness.

Run completed. 4 days without an incident. 17,878 days without a bone break.

15 degrees at 5am here today. Was getting ready to snow this time yesterday.

To be fair, it's actually good to see Man City struggling. I'd prefer they weren't gifting Spurs points, but still.

It is done.

Liverpool are being giftwrapped the title.

Aye the last 24 hours hasn't been very good.

It's a slushy mess here. Looks much nicer round your way.

Lads, I couldn't have been clearer. I was out for a run at 5am while you were all still tucked up in your wee willie winkie nightshirts.

Pissing down snow at the minute, but forecast to be 12 degrees by midnight. Seems normal.

It's suddenly improved, unlike your fucking patter.