Gemmill

I would definitely give this place a wide berth for a week or two if Bruno signs for your lot. As I've said before though, if one of the two best teams in the world comes knocking for him, he'd he crazy not to go, and we're just gonna have to come to terms with that uncomfortable fact. Hope Gloom is right about the clause being for non-domestic clubs only, but I think we'd have a problem with Bruno if we put a £150m price tag on him domestically when there's a £100m one in his contract. I think he'd go for much closer to £100m domestically too.

They need to get VAR in the Championship so that shots that come off the very end of your toes which fool the keeper can be looked at. Fucking out of order that. "Checking for possible end of toes shot" Vardy's missed hat tricks should carry greater weight than an end of toes shot. It's pretty basic stuff and the table would look very different if the EFL would wake up and listen to Keith.

The whole Rwanda thing is the same as Brexit was a few years ago, in the sense that it's an issue that has taken up all the oxygen. It's all anyone talks about, and it's all that fucking idiot PM is focused on. Meanwhile there'll be stuff that is being neglected that he doesn't even know he's neglecting, cos he's somehow become PM within 10 years of becoming an MP, and his time as an MP was spent doing the morning round defending Johnson's latest insanity. I think Starmer is a genuine serious bloke that will do a job far better than anything we've had in the last 14 years, but I worry that Labour are just gonna get blamed for all of this stuff that I'm talking about. That's just stored up waiting for them.

This is no slasher movie. Get it watched.

I'd have Blair back as PM in a heartbeat. The government that we currently have are such fundamentally unserious people. If you look at the degradation in public services and towns, and the roads, etc. That's all surface stuff that we can see that this lot have neglected over the past 14 years, and we see it cos it's in our faces affecting 9ur lives every day. But think of all the unseen stuff. National security, for example. The same neglect will have been brought to bear there, but it's just not visible to us. This will be repeated everywhere in the "what makes up a country, and what a government should be doing". We've got idiots in charge, and there'll be neglect and degradation across the board that we can't even see, but that will have consequences one day. But you know, get your fucking tweet out about the flag on the back of the England shirt, cos that's what being a member of govt is about to this lot. Blair is so far ahead of this lot, they're not even the same species.

Aye the tory one mentioned the word Conservative once. No logo on the page. Just a blue background.

Southampton are guaranteed 4th though. They can't do better and they can't be caught. In those circumstances, and with playoffs coming up, Leeds should absolutely howk them.

White chef's jacket on, Renton, and get down there. "Come on then big boy, what the fuck do you call this? Sticking your fucking fake leaflets through the door of my restrunt. Wait til I tell Fred and Gino, you won't be able to get a table at your local greasy spoon, you cunt!"

Apparently it's cos Brailsford felt like he was going to work at a Hall of Mirrors.

I was there last weekend. It was dead where the tree is, which is unusual cos it's normally rammed with people eating and taking photos and stuff. Glad they've caught and charged these blokes, but the tree's still fucked.

I fucking loved it. I remember his mate had a gammy leg as well. He was called Gorrick or something.

Sting and Stephen Fry have told that Garrick Club that if they don't start admitting women, they'll both quit. Presumably, in all the time they've been going, they must just have thought women didn't like the look of the place.

Is he a spunk?

Would he qualify as "Newcastle's stud striker" in Aussie parlance?

I'd add a few hours on for PL trying to tell her how Scottish he is.

When he says race meeting, he's talking about the KKK. Very different song.

No takers on Silas? You lot will have been too busy writing to Jimmy Savile, I expect. Dear Jimmy. Please can you fix it for me to spend the day inside your tracky b's.

Does nobody remember Silas BTW. You can all get to fuck with that.

Yeah he's long since stopped giving them operating cash, so 777 are keeping them afloat pending PL approval of a deal, and the longer that process has gone on, the more dodgy 777 have appeared. I can't see the deal being allowed to go through now with all the other bother 777 is in, so fuck knows what happens.

I'm simply Everton's reverse Hype Man. And...

It's the 30th of the month BTW. I wonder if they've been able to make their payroll cos that's what the loans from 777 were allowing. I think a failure to pay people is a fairly significant breach, it certainly is in the EFL.

Any points I make are always additive.

Loans from 777 are the only thing that is keeping the club afloat. They can't make their commitments without these loans landing every month. If they suddenly dry up cos 777 is in difficulty of its own, then they're in major shit. I don't understand how they've been allowed to continue to be run like this by the PL. They can't meet their operating costs without a monthly bailout from this third party, who has only continued to lend them cash cos it had designs on buying them. For an organisation that likes to talk about sustainability, this is the definition of unsustainable.

This lot are fucking desperate to get relegated. Their fans need to let some miidnight fireworks off outside Companies House.