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Farage turning up at the farmer's protest today, in a flat cap and barbour, with his trousers tucked into his wellies in Central London. Literally cosplaying. He convinced these dopey cunts to vote against their own best interests for Brexit. If they're buying his snake oil a second time around just cos he's prepared to march alongside them, they can all fuck off.

Nearly gets himself ahead of the beat on the knee lifts. Unbelievable stuff.

Just as he starts walking to the camera there's a fraction of a second where he thinks "fuck what was I gonna do again"

The opening to the Start Me Up video has brought me literally hours of joy. I go back to it every now and again for a refill.

The new one's coming out soon, isn't it? Or is it out and it's passed me by.

Whatever, Mr Osteoporosis 2022.

It's not infamous, it's famous, DUMBO.

OK. Now where the fuck is Dumbo?!

Lover to Dumbo?!

Was it Shola who, when asked what Sir Bobby calls him, responded "Carl Cort"?

Aye I remember that. Think it was the nurse put it online saying something like "NUFC fans, you've got a good one here." To be doing things like that in your early 20s when nobody's watching, and with all the distractions that come with his life, is pretty exceptional.

Nice gesture from Wor Flags, and sorry to burst your bubble, but I didn't even enter the ballot.

That's when you know someone's not just doing the community day that their club has sent them out to do.

Fair play to remember that little kid when he's just scored his first goal for England. Seems like a really good lad.

I just started Alice in Borderland on Netflix. I'm only a couple of episodes in but it's canny so far for switch your head off telly - a bit like Squid Game. Three kids find themselves in some sort of game that seems to have taken over whatever Japanese city they're located in, where the outcome for losing is death. It's Japanese so you can either read subtitles or watch the dubbed version.

So Look North is better than The Penguin?

The official club account is now on Bluesky, so they're at least in two places. Not sure they're actively posting in it yet but they will do shortly once Bluesky reaches bigger numbers.

It's way over the top, the bloke presenting it. I think he's some journalist and the series opens with some high drama with him on the phone to the whistleblower.

There's a new Netflix series called investigation alien or something. All about some whistleblower from the intelligence services in the US. I started watching it but couldn't hear it for the sighs coming from the other end of the sofa.

"Where did we get him?! The fucking nerd can't even describe a supernatural encounter without talking about his models!?"

Ted Lasso is dog logs. Silo, Severance, and Slow Horses are all top notch. I'd start with Severance tbh cos S2 is just coming out.

Strummer fans! £1200 gets you one of these, complete with accurate "relic" job.

Pre-CT. Early 2000s. The whitest man in the Oakland Arena.

I saw Madonna once. An hour late on stage. She'd already lost the dressing room at that point. I don't think I unfolded my arms for the full show.

If that level of reading comprehension is applied on twitter, he might come away unscathed.