Gemmill

I see Mike Ashley has failed in his attempt to stop us having an exclusive kit deal with JD Sports. So sad.

I knew you'd appreciate it. He regularly scoffs at xG too. One from the "me kick ball, me talk about man who kick ball" school of punditry.

Shearer is thick as mince. Just gets through talking about what a huge weekend it's been for Man City, then when presented with the "supercomputer" title percentage chances showing Man City up to 70%, says "Well it said Liverpool last weekend, it can't be that super." Eesh.

Klopp doing his big fake grin and saying "Wow" when Palace waltz through and score. Should be on every single highlights of the season reel come May.

I hope MOTD2 didn't spend too much time on that intro likening the rarety of a 3 way title race to a celestial event like a solar eclipse.

Tough way to find out. Better luck next time.

Merson trying to work out the remaining fixtures live on TV like he's talking to his mates in the pub. "They've got them haven't they? Haven't they gotta go to Spurs as weww?" It's your job to know this stuff man, you absolute fucking shambles.

Neville will be livid he booked one of his "mini-retirements" in this weekend.

If Sky had had the foresight, they could have billed this one Bottlejob Sunday.

MOTD2 is must see TV tonight.

Like a Jedi, but with pedantry.

Good lads Sky getting Merson in the studio for this one.

UP YOURS ARTETA!

Wally Watkins!

Arsenal. What in the wide world of sports is going on this weekend.

They used up a lot of luck today. Some of the Arsenal misses/shots straight at Palace players on the line etc, were unreal.

I never said we couldn't catch spurs.

It's his own liver he needs to worry about.

I think I'd like to see Sky's big title race buckled completely today. Don't think we can catch Villa anyway.

WHAT a weekend!

Klopp should be super canny in the interviews later.

TITLE BLOWN! AND CARRAGHER HAD TO SIT THROUGH IT! Some of the goalline clearances, blocks and just sheer flukiness of Palace staying in this one. It couldn't be clearer to me that the universe hates Scousers.

I'm saying nowt til it's all over.

She didn't enjoy that. But to introduce the story as "it keeps getting pushed and some newspapers are hungry for the story" as if she's just go no choice but to cover it herself. She's dismal.