Gemmill

Mate I'm the same. In there all the time. I don't think I've seen my in-laws outside of Dobbie's cafe this year. I text my lass this Howe story and she says he's her dream man.

I don't mind Edwards. He's not my cup of tea cos he fancies himself a bit of a cheeky cockney chappie, but I think he's alright.

The latest TF episode is a local journos live panel (Hope, Edwards, Downie, Douglas). Anyway, Edwards is talking about Howe and they're talking about how modest he is and how he would hate listening to all the praise he's getting from them for the way he's handled the season and the injury situation etc. Then as an aside Edwards recounts a story one of the coaching staff told him. Apparently Howe's wife has been complaining that they never do anything together in Newcastle. So Eddie takes her to a garden centre. For lunch. He's some boy.

Start every news programme like this imo.

The Sun, unfriendly question. Oh dear.

"I've got a plan. The question is for everyone else, and crucially the Labour Party. Are they gonna vote for this legislation? What's their plan?" Not even friendly questions from the Mail. He's getting rinsed.

Rigby's question. She delivers it like a friendly grim reaper.. "Prime Minister, do you see the reality of what is happening here? You've lost control of your party, and this has become a confidence issue, not in parliament, but in you. Do you accept that, and will you call an election if you lose these votes?" Then he just answers like an annoyed head boy. Why does he put himself in this situation? He knows the press are gonna see through what he's doing, and they're going to make everyone else see through what he's doing. He's pleading with his own party here, that's all this is.

He's talking to his own party. He's so pathetic. Demonising immigrants and saying "Lads, I'm serious about this. I'm fucking rock hard when it comes to immigrants."

This is what I'm talking about.

Yeah, this is him trying to get back control of the narrative. Cos nothing says I'm in control like having to call impromptu press conferences every couple of weeks.

Sorry. GET OFF WHICEVER DRUG YOU ARE ON!

GET OFF THE METH!

I don't know why you wouldn't just cut him off or tell him to dry his eyes or something. He's a horrible person.

Especially if Mercury is gonna insist on missing penalties.

I fancy Chelsea to knack Man United tonight.

Nah I think he's always been a venal cunt. Wasn't he up to no good with influencing planning permissions on something a while back. Him, Dowden and Sunak came up together. Three little weirdos finding out how shit they all are at this politics business.

Well actually, you were the one that surprised me, cos you've had positive things to say about Alcott's videos in the past. So I reflected on it, and I just thought, there goes Gloom, running with the herd. That weak minded little FANNY just saying whatever the so-called big boys say! Pathetic, I thought! Truly pathetic, I thought!

I'm a caps lock artist. I wield the caps lock like Neil Buchanan with a paintbrush loaded with poster paints.

Imagine resigning from the government because it refused to break international law. The absolute state of these cunts.

Immigration Minister Jenrick has resigned cos the Rwanda bill wasn't cunty enough for him. Fucking hilarious that that little prick has been acting as Braverman's avatar since she went. He'll be Chancellor if she ever ends up PM. Anyway more twatful shite ffrom this lot tonight.

I fucking love the fact that Ten Hag turned up, stripped the lad of the captaincy, and now finds out that he's one of about three people he can actually trust to put an honest shift in. The fucking Dutch genius.

Alcott seems like a canny lad. QPR fan, not big 6 obsessed, has a soft spot for us. No surprise that open minded cats like me and Dave have got some time for him, while the rest of you walled-off, no one can tell me anything about anything, CUNTS have him written off. Honestly, I FUCKING HATE the lot of you.

Another headlock candidate has entered the chat.

On the same day that Boris Johnson says he "doesn't know" how 5,000 of his WhatsApp messages got deleted.