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Dunno, but I do wonder if for an election with as unusual an expected result as this one, whether the 2pm thing will hold. Although when he's saying we generally know "the result", he probably just means the absolute headline as to who is going to win. So maybe actually they will already know that if it's a landslide.

Aye, the new estate in Hazelrigg is calling itself North Gosforth something or other. That's an absolute pisstake, but it's a good 3 mile closer to Gosforth than Seaton Burn is.

We tried to buy Kilman last month. He's now off to Man United for £40m if reports are to be believed. I mean I know he's not exactly an unknown talent, but this is where losing your DoF to another club right at the start of the summer window is a bad thing.

For those about to vote! 😈

What's a mushroom's favourite fastening? Button What's a mushroom's favourite belle? Portobello What's a mushroom's favourite horse colour? Chestnut This is my lowest moment on here.

These are sexy if you like this sort of thing. Pre-Campaign: Post Campaign: Each square represents 100k votes. Reform the big gainers - started the campaign with 2.2m of the 2019 Con voters and 200k of the 2019 Lab voters. Ended the campaign with 2.9m of the 2019 Con voters and 400k of the 2019 Lab voters. Cons losing out to Reform at a rate of 3.5 to 1 vs Labour.

Dear me, I bet the current Mrs PL is very careful about putting her head under the covers in your bed.

Wideopen, if you please. Or North Gosforth as it is desperately trying to rebrand itself. What can I say, I'm just a sexy, active motherfucker with a daily diary like Mark Wahlberg's. What do you do to look so good in that Paisley shirt?

Francois will love getting the endorsement of a fellow fake hard man.

The hipster has entered the chat. Green seat. trophyshy added.

trophyshy: Brighton Pavilion Craig: Basingstoke Andrew: Burnley HMHM: strawb: Gorton and Denton Gloom: Dulwich and West Norwood Rayvin: Dumfriesshire, Clydesdale and Tweeddale PaddockLad: Poole NJS: Chelmsford Meenzer: North West Cambridgeshire Me and Alex: Cramlington and Killingworth Sonatine: City of Durham Holden: East Worthing and Shoreham KCG: East Kilbride and Strathaven Renton and The Ayatollah: Tynemouth wykiki: Leeds North East brokendoll: Monmouth Billy Whitehurst: Chelsea and Fulham spongebob: Hove and Portslade Dazzler: Newcastle Central and West The Fish: Cheadle

Should be an easy win if the polls are to be believed:

Craig and the Ayatollah added.

Craig: Basingstoke Andrew: Burnley HMHM: strawb: Gorton and Denton Gloom: Dulwich and West Norwood Rayvin: Dumfriesshire, Clydesdale and Tweeddale PaddockLad: Poole NJS: Chelmsford Meenzer: North West Cambridgeshire Me and Alex: Cramlington and Killingworth Sonatine: City of Durham Holden: East Worthing and Shoreham KCG: East Kilbride and Strathaven Renton and The Ayatollah: Tynemouth wykiki: Leeds North East brokendoll: Monmouth Billy Whitehurst: Chelsea and Fulham spongebob: Hove and Portslade Dazzler: Newcastle Central and West The Fish: Cheadle

The only person that knows the name of the new metro. Thrilled for you. Took a photo as well.

There was NOTHING cheap about that pun. As proven by the fact that it SAILED over your heads like SPORES on the breeze. That's what I bring to the pun game. I'll let you all RUIN it now.

Newcastle East AND WALLSEND. Fucking KNEW IT.

Andrew: Burnley HMHM: strawb: Gorton and Denton Gloom: Dulwich and West Norwood Rayvin: Dumfriesshire, Clydesdale and Tweeddale PaddockLad: Poole NJS: Chelmsford Meenzer: North West Cambridgeshire Me and Alex: Cramlington and Killingworth Sonatine: City of Durham Holden: East Worthing and Shoreham KCG: East Kilbride and Strathaven Renton: Tynemouth wykiki: Leeds North East brokendoll: Monmouth Billy Whitehurst: Chelsea and Fulham spongebob: Hove and Portslade Dazzler: Newcastle Central and West The Fish: Cheadle

RESIGNATION INCOMING!

KCG getting genuinely concerned here. A lot hanging on this response

I can barely keep my eyes open after about 8pm most nights. Today is just a day when I hope to capitalise on that. I was up at 4:45 this morning, went for a 7k run, then immediately took the dog out for a walk. 12k steps by 7am, so I'm hoping I'll be extra goosed by 8pm and can just drop into standby mode for a couple of hours.