Gemmill

Bunch of 🧑‍🦽🧑‍🦽🧑‍🦽🧑‍🦽🧑‍🦽itt.

Heath having another normal one.

So unwoke. It's taking the knee.

My phone just got a bunch of new emojis, and you better believe I'm posting this at the start of every match: 🧎

Is everything OK old chap?

Can I recommend this as some light viewing. Just to give you a taste of how these people live.

Class, hope it all works out for you.

In the interests of balance, he also received £100 from the keyboardist from Madness.

Where you off to?

Galloway has received funding from Andrew Tate's brother, because of course he has.

Stella Creasy was on with Krishnan Guru-Murthy on his C4 podcast recently. She is very keen on us rejoining but says that it is a 7 to 10 year process, and that there is way too much else that needs sorting domestically to divert the kind of resources that would be required to achieve this in the near term. That being the case, why would you say anything other than that we're not planning on rejoining.

It'll be in response to a question, surely. I doubt he's just volunteered it. He's carried the ming vase across 99% of the polished floor. He's nearly home and clear. He's not about to fucking drop kick it against the wall now.

I mean on the actual eve of polling day he'd have to be a straight-up lunatic to reopen that debate.

Which did she think would be looked on more kindly by the public. Someone who openly admits that her kids suffer because of her job or someone who says I make sure my kids don't suffer because of my job. Thick as mince.

Lewis Miley has broke a bone in his foot and will go in for surgery tomorrow. Out for months. The curse continues!

They can't get anything right. No one likes a work martyr, and these dickheads spent two days trumpeting the work martyr.

Final YouGov MRP gives Labour a 212 seat majority. Their lower projection is a 132 seat majority, and upper projection is 282. There are 89 too close to call seats, which explains the range.

Their write up for their endorsement is an absolute shitshow. So poorly written. I mean it's not journalism, but you could at least pay for a decent copywriter who can actually write proper sentences.

He could today without it impacting the election. But they'd spend the next 5 years absolutely gunning for him (I appreciate they'll do this for the most part anyway).

I was in London last week with work and it was £250 for a Premier Inn (including breakfast).

They're the dregs, like. Would be nice if we lived in a world where Starmer could just say "thanks, but no thanks".

The length of trousers on the bloke on the left is distinctly 3 stars.

FWIW The Sun endorses Labour.

Aye, I'm in Wideopen and you can get from mine to the coast and mine to Ponteland without really needing to bother too much with roads. If I see you in Weetslade, rest assured there's a stick going in your spokes. REST ASSURED!