Gemmill

First "big name" result is Richard Holden at Billericay, which I think is due around half past midnight.

Around midnight. Possibly a bit before. Although I'm sure I read somewhere that council cuts have meant that the Sunderland and Newcastle speed-counts are not likely to be as speedy this time around.

The Yorkshire Tourist Board has spoken.

Apparently Tory internal polling shows them confident of holding 80 seats with another 60 in play. So if that's to be believed, they think their absolute ceiling is 140 seats. The final MRPs were all coalescing around 110 to 120ish yesterday.

The meltdown on the right is underway.

The kid in the video barely speaks English. At one point he delivers a line so killer that he puts it up on screen to: "His talent ID at multiple clubs have proven itself" Reminds me of good old George W Bush: "The question we have to ask ourselves is: Is our children learning?"

It almost sounds like an inducement to vote Farage. "Get them" could be interpreted as "I'm gonna fucking GET you!". Would be canny if the Mail has just sent all of its robots out to accidentally end the Tories.

Red bingo dobber on each of their foreheads as the night plays out hopefully.

Added!

Gloom: Dulwich and West Norwood Rayvin: Dumfriesshire, Clydesdale and Tweeddale PaddockLad: Poole NJS: Chelmsford Meenzer: North West Cambridgeshire Me and Alex: Cramlington and Killingworth Sonatine: City of Durham Holden: East Worthing and Shoreham KCG: East Kilbride and Strathaven Renton: Tynemouth wykiki: Leeds North East brokendoll: Monmouth Billy Whitehurst: Chelsea and Fulham spongebob: Hove and Portslade Dazzler: Newcastle Central and West The Fish: Cheadle

Rayvin: Dumfriesshire, Clydesdale and Tweeddale PaddockLad: Poole NJS: Chelmsford Meenzer: North West Cambridgeshire Me: Cramlington and Killingworth Sonatine: City of Durham Holden: East Worthing and Shoreham KCG: East Kilbride and Strathaven Renton: Tynemouth wykiki: Leeds North East brokendoll: Monmouth Billy Whitehurst: Chelsea and Fulham spongebob: Hove and Portslade Dazzler: Newcastle Central and West The Fish: Cheadle

Whoa, wykiki with the youtube highlight reel.

Can't get too excited about the appointment of execs like. I know it's important, but the quotes and stuff are just like when work appoints a new member of the Board. All management speak. Where's their youtube highlight reels?

I'm providing a great service, but NOT for Fenians!

PaddockLad: Poole NJS: Chelmsford Meenzer: North West Cambridgeshire Me: Cramlington and Killingworth Sonatine: City of Durham Holden: East Worthing and Shoreham KCG: East Kilbride and Strathaven Renton: Tynemouth wykiki: Leeds North East brokendoll: Monmouth Billy Whitehurst: Chelsea and Fulham spongebob: Hove and Portslade Dazzler: Newcastle Central and West The Fish: Cheadle

Mitchell would fucking CHIN Ashworth.

Added to the top. Looks like one of the too close to call seats - you're one of the 130k voters Sunak has been appealing to. I'm pleased to hear you intend to disappoint him.

NJS: Chelmsford Meenzer: North West Cambridgeshire Me: Cramlington and Killingworth Sonatine: City of Durham Holden: East Worthing and Shoreham KCG: East Kilbride and Strathaven Renton: Tynemouth wykiki: Leeds North East brokendoll: Monmouth Billy Whitehurst: Chelsea and Fulham spongebob: Hove and Portslade Dazzler: Newcastle Central and West The Fish: Cheadle

Added you to the top. They're all saying Labour, but I think they might be more on the Lean Labour side than Likely Labour. Knife edge!

Meenzer: North West Cambridgeshire Me: Cramlington and Killingworth Sonatine: City of Durham Holden: East Worthing and Shoreham KCG: East Kilbride and Strathaven Renton: Tynemouth wykiki: Leeds North East brokendoll: Monmouth Billy Whitehurst: Chelsea and Fulham spongebob: Hove and Portslade Dazzler: Newcastle Central and West The Fish: Cheadle

Are you in some paddy seat or are you scared to share cos there's only one house in your constituency, and it's your Mike Ashley compound?

Me: Cramlington and Killingworth Sonatine: City of Durham Holden: East Worthing and Shoreham KCG: East Kilbride and Strathaven Renton: Tynemouth wykiki: Leeds North East brokendoll: Monmouth Billy Whitehurst: Chelsea and Fulham spongebob: Hove and Portslade Dazzler: Newcastle Central and West The Fish: Cheadle

I saw these dickheads at the Santa Barbara bowl. It was a double headline - them and Oasis. I foolishly assumed there'd be a support band, so rocked up about 45 minutes after the start time, only to hear what was very obviously Oasis playing as I approached the venue. Think they had 3 songs of their set left. I should have known really. They're not even allowed to build a building higher than 2 stories in SB, so as not to spoil the skyline. Of COURSE they have a fucking curfew on outdoor concerts. Lush venue though:

Top of the range? Please respond for the TV only. I understand that the reception room is second in the range.