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PaddockLad: Poole NJS: Chelmsford Meenzer: North West Cambridgeshire Me: Cramlington and Killingworth Sonatine: City of Durham Holden: East Worthing and Shoreham KCG: East Kilbride and Strathaven Renton: Tynemouth wykiki: Leeds North East brokendoll: Monmouth Billy Whitehurst: Chelsea and Fulham spongebob: Hove and Portslade Dazzler: Newcastle Central and West The Fish: Cheadle

Mitchell would fucking CHIN Ashworth.

Added to the top. Looks like one of the too close to call seats - you're one of the 130k voters Sunak has been appealing to. I'm pleased to hear you intend to disappoint him.

NJS: Chelmsford Meenzer: North West Cambridgeshire Me: Cramlington and Killingworth Sonatine: City of Durham Holden: East Worthing and Shoreham KCG: East Kilbride and Strathaven Renton: Tynemouth wykiki: Leeds North East brokendoll: Monmouth Billy Whitehurst: Chelsea and Fulham spongebob: Hove and Portslade Dazzler: Newcastle Central and West The Fish: Cheadle

Added you to the top. They're all saying Labour, but I think they might be more on the Lean Labour side than Likely Labour. Knife edge!

Meenzer: North West Cambridgeshire Me: Cramlington and Killingworth Sonatine: City of Durham Holden: East Worthing and Shoreham KCG: East Kilbride and Strathaven Renton: Tynemouth wykiki: Leeds North East brokendoll: Monmouth Billy Whitehurst: Chelsea and Fulham spongebob: Hove and Portslade Dazzler: Newcastle Central and West The Fish: Cheadle

Are you in some paddy seat or are you scared to share cos there's only one house in your constituency, and it's your Mike Ashley compound?

Me: Cramlington and Killingworth Sonatine: City of Durham Holden: East Worthing and Shoreham KCG: East Kilbride and Strathaven Renton: Tynemouth wykiki: Leeds North East brokendoll: Monmouth Billy Whitehurst: Chelsea and Fulham spongebob: Hove and Portslade Dazzler: Newcastle Central and West The Fish: Cheadle

I saw these dickheads at the Santa Barbara bowl. It was a double headline - them and Oasis. I foolishly assumed there'd be a support band, so rocked up about 45 minutes after the start time, only to hear what was very obviously Oasis playing as I approached the venue. Think they had 3 songs of their set left. I should have known really. They're not even allowed to build a building higher than 2 stories in SB, so as not to spoil the skyline. Of COURSE they have a fucking curfew on outdoor concerts. Lush venue though:

Top of the range? Please respond for the TV only. I understand that the reception room is second in the range.

I understand that Spors' chances of getting the job just blew away on the breeze.

Absolutely CLASSIC Dave to be the only one so far that looks like ending up in a Lib Dem seat. So VERY predictable.

Me: Cramlington and Killingworth Sonatine: City of Durham Holden: East Worthing and Shoreham KCG: East Kilbride and Strathaven Renton: Tynemouth wykiki: Leeds North East brokendoll: Monmouth Billy Whitehurst: Chelsea and Fulham spongebob: Hove and Portslade The Fish: Cheadle

This is where all the major pollsters ended up. See who ends up closest.

Source for the polling aggregator is this btw: https://inglesp.github.io/apogee/ In case anyone wants a look themselves.

Me: Cramlington and Killingworth Sonatine: City of Durham Holden: East Worthing and Shoreham KCG: East Kilbride and Strathaven Renton: Tynemouth wykiki: Leeds North East brokendoll: Monmouth Billy Whitehurst: Chelsea and Fulham spongebob: Hove and Portslade

Not handling this well.

SLOWCOACH! Genuinely embarrassed for you.

This news will completely overshadow the election. Record low turnout.

If I can be fucked once we've got a full list, I'll add the latest MRP projection for the seat, and we can see how the result compares.

Me: Cramlington and Killingworth Sonatine: City of Durham Holden: East Worthing and Shoreham KCG: East Kilbride and Strathaven Renton: Tynemouth wykiki: Leeds North East

Paul Mitchell appointed as Sporting Director.

Me: Cramlington and Killingworth Sonatine: City of Durham Holden: East Worthing and Shoreham KCG: East Kilbride and Strathaven