Gemmill

The Steve Bruce school of post match interviews.

What was he saying? He reckoned the ref was dictating his team's tactics against Spurs last week just cos he wouldn't let the keeper take the piss with time wasting on goal kicks.

Howe: we knew this was going to be a really difficult game.

Our GD 12 better than Man United's now. Suck it baldy.

Bit of rockin all over the world (Eddie Howe and Jason Tindall) there. Love it.

Well they can fuck right off back to the Championship. Dogshit and cynical as fuck. Three clean sheets in the last week, 6 PL points and a CL point at the San Siro. What a fucking week.

We've filled up their senses good and proper here.

I'd fancy us to do similar to Burnley next weekend too, especially the way they try and knock it about a bit. Isak. A lovely bit of piss taking too.

Haven't seen this many pink seats since Sunderland were last in the PL.

This ref is a fucking idiot mind. If someone gets properly chopped and injured in these last ten minutes, it'll be cos he's rolled the red carpet out for it.

Lewis Hall coming on for Gloom.

Game changer that we can give Anderson starts and he looks the part.

Bruno just took the shine right off this one for PL.

Is Anderson left wing now then?

Think we might have fucked that release clause up.

Bruno looks a different player.

Six

Get Botman off so he can ice his sweet cheeks.

Gordon is starting to look like a really good signing.

Class from Gordon!

Fancy Wilson to bag a quickfire couple before going off for Isak.

Anderson hit by a bottle. Away back to the Championship with these fucking tramps. I hope these finish bottom.

I wish Joelinton was fit to splatter some of these dirty pricks.

It's official lads, we've had an ABSOLUTELY MASSIVE week. 6 points in the Prem and 1 point in the CL.

Get in. Botman!