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Aye it's clearly complete bullshit but Farage is on Loose Women saying that Reform are the victims of a stitch up. Meantime the PM is on BBC news actually saying "effing Paki". Tbf he seems genuinely upset, as he should be - reckons it's been hard for his kids. Ladies and gentlemen, the state of UK politics in 2024! Farage really is a deeply unpleasant force in this country.

Don't you mean GEN V, David?! I've watched it. It was pump.

There's stuff on twitter saying basically good luck with the black vote if you dispose of Kamala Harris in favour of the white dude from California.

Get this WOKE BULLSHIT out of my FACE, SOYBOY!

LEZZA!

I've started Anatomy of a Scandal on Netflix. It's entertaining enough but it's so stupid how quick everything is happening to speed the story along. Politician gets accused of rape. There's no police interviews, no arrests, he just finds out he's been accused of rape (via the press iirc) and more or less the very next scene he's at trial.

That extra time pissing about with quotes has cost you HUGE!

Well....which one are you?

"You answered every question!" Fucking embarrassing this. It's the Huggies Pull-Ups "I'm a Big Boy Now!" award ceremony. If, as is widely suggested, she is the only person who could convince him to stand down, she should be ashamed of herself if he's still there in November.

It's Van De Ven, but when he's skidding along on his head.

If they replaced Biden with Newsom or Whitmer, they would walk the election. The country would breathe a huge sigh of relief to be presented a young, vibrant candidate, and the difference when stood alongside Trump would jar people into voting for the Democrat. Fucking ridiculous to be leaving it to hope that Biden can squeak through and not descend into full senility between now and November.

The Democrats could still replace Biden, but the reaction to last night seems to be "But Trump lied, why didn't CNN fact check him". Lads, he's been lying solidly since 2016. Nobody cares that he lies. You need to give people a compelling alternative, and Biden isn't it.

This pretty much sums up last night's debate. Biden was a stumbling, stuttering old man, Trump was mental and full of shit. If the Democrats don't replace Biden immediately, Trump will win the presidency again.

Aye, there's people will have watched that and be pumped up by it unfortunately. But more to the point, nobody watches the news. It just won't even get seen by the cast majority.

Excellent work, C4.

Aye, he's an arsehole, he's completely winging it, and he's gonna fuck it right up. I think I'm in love.

Why is he stood so far away from them? Looks like he's under a restraining order.

John Hall's wife is called Lady Mae btw. Not Lady Mary. Fucking stupid mackem cunt.

It's called "seeding".

The suspicion with which the kids observe the bloke as he recounts the glory days of Eric Gates scoring a goal, and Gary Bennett trying to strangle David Speedie.

"Telt us to call her Mary but I chanced me arm with a marra and she just went with it. She'll alwiz be Lady Marra to me."

I mean Hall's comments about "English people are white" are absolutely reprehensible. Shitty, shitty person. This might kill off the Reform vote in Sunderland by the sound of their reaction. If only we'd thought on, we could have had Shearer campaigning for Brexit and we might still be in Europe.