Gemmill

When Ronaldo made his comments at Man United about how the young players aren't interested in training etc, apparently it was a very pointed dig at Sancho who just takes the piss.

He sounds like trouble to me. The latest Athletic Football Podcast episode is all about his ongoing woes, and as much as Ten Hag has handled it badly, the kid sounds like a bellend. I reckon we'll steer well clear.

These lads are relentless.

It's official.

12 point deduction under the tree. That'll be my best present since I got a BMX as a kid.

I've said I'm not gonna shag you. Your jedi mind tricks won't work here. Give it up.

For the record, I wasn't offering to fuck anyone, least of all some backwards, dusty opal-hunter with a topknot.

I was more meaning jocks don't put their hands in their pockets.

He'll be gluten free. I know it with every fibre of my being.

He's never seen my PC.

Finally. The proof that he's not Scottish.

Oh dear.

It's two games a week man. Against less difficult opposition. It's basically the same.

What a stupid cunt.

At least we might get some decent thread titles back instead of Pugwall's bummers.

We probably need to beat Dortmund away to finish top 2 cos of the head-to-head rule. Not sure we can do that. But dropping into the EL which we could feasibly win (and thereby secure CL next season) wouldn't be the worst thing either. That's what happens for third, doesn't it?

Hope the injured lads aren't too bad. Murphy and Isak did look a bit fucked though. Wilson getting a run in the team is no bad thing though, as long as his body holds up.

Aye, this negativity is allowed.

No way, bar again. Not our night. A preemptive fuck off to anyone wanting to be negative about this. We've put them under loads of pressure here. We're still mint.

We know from the first half that this ref will stop bang on 4 mins.

This ref is a straight up sex offender.

Here will you fuck off man.

Best delivery of the night from Targett.

That's a clear foul on Wilson. This ref is a weapon.