Gemmill

You can't beat Italian flap.

He's a mod on the Max Power forums. This is the brum brum AA, I'm sure of it.

I'm not looking for the Barry McPigtails Unofficial Scorecard version, you BOGAN!

How far in advance of kickoff are CL lineups announced? Is it still just the hour or do these officious little cunts demand things sooner?

Congratulations Craig, that's mint news.

Take a bucket in the living room. Needs must.

This is why I always put the date and kick off time in the match thread title. You've got the B team running them at the minute though, so you know...

Prurve is one he actually used BTW. I don't know either.

Up there with Renton's written mackem accent. "Hey-a my mackem accent is noooo bad. Prurve me wroung"

Also, Sandro Tonali was in Wetherspoons in mid August. He's still getting asked about it in a press conference over a month later, on Champions League Eve. Lads man. The joke is dead and buried.

If we get beat tonight, I guarantee Hope will be asking whether the 45 minutes spent sat on the runway contributed. I like the bloke but he's desperate to create a narrative out of this.

YouTube just demonetised Brand's channel.

is it just me or does Howe always get a smirk on his face when it's Ryder's turn for a question.

AC Milan U19 v NUFC U19 is on TNT Sports at 1pm today if anyone is interested.

Fucking hell! Podcast any good?

Watching the training video the club has put out and it must be the first time they're training with the CL ball and you can hear Dan Burn "NEVVA! I usually buy these from Sports Direct!"

Yeah Craig Hope asking what they did while they were delayed. Howe turning to the bloke to his left and muttering "I don't really know what to say to that..." Even Ryder didn't have that in his list of questions.

NUFC take note. Mics for the journos is a good idea.

I thought this bloke was an old man when I was a kid. He must have been younger than I am now ffs.

What's with these square photos? Are you working on a range of first edition stamps?

That's right dickheads, WE'RE BACK, and you can stick your press conference rules up your arse.

Eddie's first CL press conference from fucking Milano. What a boy.

Have a mint time. Your photography could use some work mind.