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Mackem cork sniffers looking down their nose at the "hoofball" on show in the playoff final.

CB, LB, two midfielders and two attackers is what's been floated isn't it.

Fuck that. Luton have got a player called Marvelous Nakamba. That'll do for me.

The original tweet has been deleted now.

On the basis Ashley owns Coventry's ground (think he still does?), I'm all about a Luton win this afternoon. Nothing good can happen to that bloke again.

Arseholes, I know he's full of it which is why I said let's get this party started and not here are some transfer rumours we should all take seriously.

Jeremy Vine. What a cunt.

I can only thank you for continuing to shower me with yours.

I don't need the respect of a GODDAMN IRISH PIG!

LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED!

I'm looking forward to Leicester, Bournemouth and Southampton winning. Followed by an absolute parade of apologies about 66 points/Everton relegated.

Having a look around on twitter, and there's a photo that started it all. And it's not him. End of rumour.

Aye it's between him and his missus, if it's even true. Couldn't really give a fuck.

Ancelotti on Real Madrid signing a new striker in the summer: “Joselu? I like him a lot..."

Aye rates are now expected to go as high as 5.00% to 5.25%. I'm fixed til summer 2026, which I feel incredibly fortunate about. The world just feels a mess atm.

I think it's betting on competitions in which you're involved that's not allowed.

Toney was betting on the outcomes of matches in which he played. The fucking div.

And here's the Opta version. Look at Leeds' line turn vertical courtesy of Big Sam.

BTW to arrive at your list of rider names, don't do that manually. Use the following: =UNIQUE() And the range in the brackets should be the name column from your previous screenshot. That way you don't have to keep adding new people to your score table. You can wrap your UNIQUE() in a SORT() as well if you want it sorted alphabetically.

Just do a COUNTIF multiplied by 10. So have a separate table with just rider names and then a COUNTIF for each of them.

He's been like that in post match interviews. Bemoaning the stuff that it's his job to fix. He's just not equipped for the role.

Aye all the academy lads are pure profit from an FFP pov as well, so it actually favours them to sell their homegrown talent, cos of their ludicrous spending spree. Would be great if they end up with an expensively assembled squad that couldn't give a fuck about the club.

If Pochettino finds the right formula early on from what is still a pretty talented squad, they'll be challenging for CL next year imo. Especially without Europe to worry about.

You need to provide more details. Framework of a spreadsheet or whatever. This is too broad a request as it is, you PENIS.