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You could have been a whistleblower. As it stands, I'm just gonna have to work this investigation myself.

I don't want to take over from Nefilim as the board conspiracy theorist, but has anyone noticed how much more of a chorine smell tap water has now? It fucking reeks of the stuff, and as a fully certified hipster I make sourdough bread, and I noticed in the last 6 months or so that my starter wasn't as active as previously and was gradually dying after each use. So I switched to bottled water and it's fully back in business now. The sourdough starter is the canary in the coalmine. But yeah I think there might be more chorine in tap water these days. Maybe to solve the problem of our waterways being entirely shit infested. I'm sure there haven't been any post Brexit regulations relaxed that would allow the water companies to bleach all of our insides....

I still enjoy Taskmaster. I thought Clary was funny tbf. But then I'm not a raging homophobe.

That makes their fees all the more egregious though. Last time I moved, the amount of chasing and coordinating I had to do, which should have been the job of the estate agent, and at the end they just walk away with their fees for fuck all.

I mean this is an actual member of parliament ffs.

Aye, this is specifically what they're calling their "retro" model, hence all that shit. But aye, piss take to claim a bit of super modern tech gear is remotely retro - all the retro means here is they've used the same colour as the original MPCs. I haven't even got the retro one but this was the only promo vid I could find that didn't have someone that started the video with a "WHAT'S UP GUYS?!" It is mint though. I've been trying to learn Ableton but this is so much easier to learn cos it's a self contained unit.

LARPer. Nailed on.

He's done another relaunch speech this morning so let's not be too hasty. If I was as rich as him, would I fuck be putting myself through this embarrassment every day.

Ah dinnit BELEYVE it!

Sunderland will be a ghost town between 1 and 3 today.

You've got to boycott it lads. Show them what a stupid idea this is.

Road trip with Unc!

Get a chant going. "ONE-FIFTEEN! ONE-FIFTEEN!"

I think in the grand scheme of things it might be better for us if Man United got CL, keeping Villa or Spurs away from the extra cash.

I'd be fucking livid if I was one of the players. Their first chance to put their feet up and oh nope, off we go to Australia.

Aye the Ten Hag thing is key. Keane and Souness talking about how massive it is for the manager. He'll start there next season after that. Fucking tremendous. Hopefully he can pick up a couple more Antonys in the summer.

That's awful, really sorry to hear that.

https://www.toontastic.net/board/register/ It's there but registration is disabled apparently. Someone signed up yesterday so not sure what the story is. In the meantime, @LondonBlue Let your mate know that Man City are guilty as FUCK!

Fat lad missed the chance for a bit of lambada action there.

Someone needs to buy Rashford a watch.

Stupid cunt has been sent off.