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Shelvey can fuck off as well. That's such a clear booking ffs.

I remain confident.

Dear me. Shite that from Sven.

Cooper needs a change of moisturiser.

This ref is ridiculous.

The lucky cunts.

Miss Joelinton on a night like this when someone just needs the fuck kicked out of them.

Shocking that he's had no card for that.

Aye wykiki is the fakest of news.

Look at the fucking state of Beestung Steve on that graphic.

Keto Pizza is one of those things where you have to work really hard to convince yourself it's anything like the real thing. Awful.

Looks like St Patrick missed one fucking snake. Disgusting.

No way, has he been ill?!

3 or 4?! Do you think I'm Oliver Reed!?

Put out a BOLO.

Found a boxed bottle of Talisker 10 year single malt in the cupboard. I fucking DESPISE whisky but it's the only thing in the house. I just need to find something that makes it drinkable. Perhaps honey.

Longstaff and Bruno both playing, you fucking Just 17 readers.

If I start the match thread for the Man United game, we'll be above them come 6:30 on 2nd April.

Doesn't seem to be anyone credible saying Longstaff is injured. We'll know in just over an hour, but whatever happens I just want you all to settle in and enjoy another victory delivered by yours truly, the ULTIMATE thread starter. The gingerbread lattes are on me!

Never mind, you get yourself 40 winks while old hopalong next to you does the driving.

Is Brennan Johnson out injured? He's their main man so that would be great news. Don't worry about Almiron being out, opportunity for the Murph.

My mistake, I must have completely misread your mood when you post in this thread.

How would you do Power BI without DAX though? That's the native language of power BI. I'm learning M as well, which is the Power Query one. It would be typical if I've been wasting my fucking time.

There's a bloke works as a consultant at my place who gets £1k a day from us for being good at DAX and Power BI. So I'm using my previous doomscrolling time to teach myself how to do that and become the £1k a day man. When playschool isn't on.