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Cheers Andrew.

How's Ivan Toney still turning out for Brentford? Was there not talk about a lengthy suspension?

Latest fivethirtyeight probabilities after yesterday's games. It's quite a differential on the % likelihood to make the Champions League spots vs Liverpool and Spurs.

Cheers lads. I installed Firefox yesterday, and no such issues, so that might be worth a shot until Chrome gets fixed.

Does anyone else have bother with the mobile version of this site on Android phone? It causes my whole phone to freeze whenever there's stuff needs rendering (YouTube videos, embedded twitter stuff). No other website does it. I'm having to try using the desktop site which is obviously shite on a phone.

Baldness came as a blessing to that cunt.

Theophilus P Walcott pulls one back v Spurs. I really hope they blow this lead.

Still the most talked about team in the North East. Presumably using ESP.

Tell them when that little fucking soft shite Yates mans up and spends more time vertical than horizontal, THEN..... THEN... we'll talk about NUFC manning up. I really fucking hate your in-laws.

Howmanheyman's like a one man Soccer Saturday panel.

Shame Richarlison went off injured and bawling his eyes out in the first 5 minutes. Kulusevski replaced him and is much better than him. Just set up Spurs' "go ahead goal" as they say in America.

The critics have arrived. It's tough at the top.

White Dwarf magazine.

"Whaaaaat the hell is that?!"

Pearson and his Nottingham counterpart.

I'll pack in at the end of the season, by which time we'll be looking forward to Champions League football next season. And you lot will spend the summer begging me to sign on for all of next season. That's how this plays out.

Interesting. I think all 20 of the Premier League teams and around half of the Championship will finish above them

Shearer, Adam Johnson, and Matt Le Tissier.

How about Shearer and Adam Johnson? Happy with that, Adam?

Look at us. The 6am slot. Toontastic's Neville and Carragher.

Ah sorry, ewerk posted it first, but I did at least start the video from the correct spot cos I respect the viewer more than him.

If you need to see what Chris Foy is describing as "a deflection" again, watch this. The Forest player CLEARLY stretches out his leg and plays the ball. It's just genuinely mindblowing - it's not even a football question, it's just have you seen a human before, and do you understand the basic mechanics of human movement? If not, please fuck off and get a different job.

I think I've set this up to play from the right spot. Chris Foy absolutely full of shit and Tim Sherwood puts him right in his place. I honestly don't know, if you're Foy, how you're watching that and saying it's just a deflection ffs. Even retired referees are full of it.

Decent patter.