Gemmill

Watching this documentary about Palace being saved from liquidation in 2013 or whenever it was, and I didn't realise that Eddie had been on the brink of taking over there. He'd been shown round the club and was about to sign but joined Burnley the next day. Dougie Freedman is on the doc and says: "That's when Steve came into the dressing room and said three words to me: 'you're taking training on Monday morning'" Freedman then goes in to say "no disrespect to Eddie but I didn't think he was the man to keep us in the division that year". OK Dougie.

I wouldn't mind seeing the mackems get promoted and get fucking smashed every week in the PL.

NO.

Listen to these two fanny farts. There were no predictions made. If I make a prediction, it happens. Such as 66 points to guarantee CL.

Forest are absolutely desperate to get relegated. They've blown it. 1-0 up to 2-1 down in the last ten minutes.

They'll get a result against Man United at home, I reckon. The Bald Fraud's boys are wobbling.

Forest man. You bellends.

Mackems 2-1 down at home. Dropping from 6th to 7th with one game to play. Team above them 3 points ahead, team below them on the same points as them but with a game in hand. Just as well they don't want to get promoted anyway.

Get in Forest. Sink those scouse mackems.

Was hoping for something from Wolves but they're 2-0 down within 15 minutes, so they can fuck off. Still 10 points ahead of Brighton though.

I think they'll do well next season cos they won't have Europe to contend with - that's a massive advantage as we've discovered this year. They've got financial problems, but they've got saleable assets and a big enough squad that they'll still be left with plenty for Pochettino to work with. They'll likely be back in the top 6 next season imo. Unfortunately.

Probably doesn't matter that much but if West Ham lose today, and get beat off Man City in their next game, they'll be desperate to beat Man United in the game after that to secure safety. Especially if the clubs below them pick up a result or two. So it's a Palace win in this one, please.

Who could fail to be inspired by this?

Wilson is on Football Focus at the Gateshead food bank, followed by a short segment on him and Isak.

The arse must have fallen out of the sofa market for The Wolf of King Street to have to shift from total sofa domination to the MI game.

You should check on Etsy whether anyone wants any access databases connected to Oracle infrastructure.

Musk can post a meme that costs you your money. It's bonkers. If you want to piss about with something similar to this, get the Trading 212 app and you can trade in stocks and shares, and there's a social element to it cos you can look at portfolios others have put together and choose to follow their investments. All regulated by the FCA/PRA. It's a way safer means of gambling on this sort of thing.

Cleverly being pictured staring longingly into the eyes of Georgia Meloni a week before the local elections doesn't feel like an accident.

I was doing matched betting btw. Zero risk.

It's a crapshoot. This bloke is very unlikely to be making money from skill, he's just gambling. You may as well find a betting system you like the look of, you'd at least have something tangible to work with like a league table and some fixtures. Honestly, this is not a good idea and you should stay away from it.

Bravado Dave's back.

You've clearly just googled "cool things to say about data" and picked a result from 1993.