Gemmill

You try to do people a favour and bring some joy and entertainment to their Friday morning. Well I predict a very happy and healthy future for you all.

It was there earlier on. Anyway it's Duncan Ferguson on Lineker's pod.

This is a canny listen. Second part is out next week.

You don't get this from Craig Hope.

In what way?

0 goals, 0 assists. No thanks.

No idea if there's an all inclusive place there, but Carvoeiro in Portugal is a canny spot.

South Shields, actually. Closet nothing, just an all around great bloke.

I'm just able to rise above it, lads. I'm SORRY you aren't as good as me.

I have no kids and only go to adult only hotels. 😎

Forest breached PSR. You can't be patting them on the back for being all the better for it.

Safety first!

Aye it's got to be the lad that has barely played all season.

I can't think of much worse for your mental state than watching stuff like that. The people that need to see stuff like that are the people that could do something about it, but aren't. It's on nobody else to put themselves through it. All the "don't look away" stuff on social media - please fuck off, it's absolutely horrendous but I don't need to be walking around with that on my hard drive. It serves no purpose.

Trippier might be back for this one, which leaves us fine. Lascelles was on the bench the other day too. Hopefully Botman just takes the summer and comes back looking tremendous next season.

Looking good Craig!

I'll tell you who's on the side of Craig and now, it seems, TOONOTL...... SIMON FUCKING JORDAN, that's who! Great company you keep, lads. Here, I've got you a pair of these each like your mate's.

And it just came true.

Very cute that you think your vote is going to count for SHIT.

It looks cheap as chips.

Exactly!

Rapists on the rise itt.