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Aye I'm lucky cos he just goes to my sister's when we go away. Holidays would be a pain in the tits without that.

I did wonder if she'd been lured out to that road by the rabbit community.

Would you like me to teach you about xDD?

Looks lush. First abroad holiday for us since 2019 this year. Off to Kos for 10 days in August, I'll be fucking melting.

Cheers mister. Having a dog is fucking mint. I always preferred cats cos they're the lazy man's choice but getting out for walks with this div twice a day forces you to get exercise and they're just fucking mint to have around.

Ah I hope you do. It's horrible losing pets. My last two cats I'd had them both from kittens, they were 12, followed me everywhere, and went within 6 weeks of one another. That was absolutely shite. This one was definitely different cos we've only had her 15 months and she was quite an aloof cat who kept herself to herself. Still sad though cos she'd had an absolutely crap start to her life elsewhere and was loving it here. But it's made me think about one day having to take the dog on that last trip to the vet, and I can't even get my head around the idea of it. He's only 4 at the minute so it's a long way off hopefully. Anyway, I hope you get yourselves another dog, it's mad how much they fill up your life.

"They're very good at that, they make you play at their level." You fucking wish you could play at our level, you stubbly nonce.

Talking to the Arsenal fan at work (thinks Arteta is a bell) and he says Timber and Rice likely out and Trossard came off with an injury v Liverpool. Reckons Martinelli will probs play striker and Nwaneri or Sterling on left

Thank you, appreciate it. 👍 Just got her ashes back which the wife arranged yesterday. I had to pay the fella when he dropped them off - £225 ya fucker!

I couldn't get that far, I kept tripping over the TERRIBLE writing.

Here's the actual quote cos the Chronicle didn't bother to provide it. “It's about the consistency,” Arteta said. “At the highest level, we can compete against any team and we have shown that now for the last two or three seasons. Against the top six, I think we haven't lost any single game — so that tells you as a team we are very, very consistent and can compete with anybody."

We need to see the prompt for this. To determine whether it was you or the phone that fucked this up, but also just to see what it's like when a grown man asks his phone to draw him his favourite train.

I AWAIT YOUR ANALYSIS!

There we go. His xG and non penalty xG. Your wish is my command.

It was his groin (and hip maybe) that he was having a persistent problem with, wasn't it? Might be that.

Joe Rogan was big into his DMT and look what's happened there. He did a documentary about it that was on Netflix. I'd have a shot though, aye. I'll be fucking livid if I come out of it wanting dreads though.

I'd say the drugs have taken their toll since school.

I think we'll get a result. As Howe was saying at the weekend, this team lives for these big games now, and we're in their head. If Tino can keep Saka quiet, and Tonali and Bruno can look after Odegaard, that's most of the job done. Hopefully Isak can give the commentators an excuse to talk about how Arsenal would win the league if they only had him, too.

Guarantee there's a two-sausage per person limit.

Spenkosaurus Rex.

With Spurs and Man United I think it speaks to how dysfunctional the two clubs are. Look at Palace - in the FA Cup Final and can't stop winning, with players presumably playing for a spot in the final. Spurs and Man United players could not give a fuck and their managers can't get them to care. Different story with Liverpool but they showed some segments of play on MOTD2 where they were just allowing Arsenal to pass the ball through their midfield, with no pressure on the all and no one even moving above walking pace. Maybe it's understandable when you've had the season they've had, I don't know. But with Man United and Spurs in particular, it absolutely reeks

Massive Fannies.

Perhaps it was the communal nature of the facilities that he was worried about.

I wouldn't be surprised to see more points dropped by our CL rivals either. There's only Villa and us that picked up maximum points at the weekend, even though Man City and Forest were playing two of the relegated clubs. As shit as Man United have been, they always spawn a result up every now and again, and they're long overdue to do that. Obviously they're distracted at the minute, but you never know. Man City have got the FA Cup final at the weekend, and Bournemouth at home 3 days later. That's a candidate if Bournemouth turn up a not better than they did v Villa the other night.

Gonna be a difficult one at the next election. If the recent mayoral vote is anything to go by (Labour beat reform by <500 votes), I might be in a position where not voting Labour means I end up with a Reform MP. In that situation, and as shit as I think this government is, I think I'd still have to give them my vote.