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I don't fart, Craig. My digestive system is incredibly efficient.

@PaddockLadlooks like you've got some weather down your way. Hope all is well and your roof hasn't come off/fence hasn't come down.

Simply holding a mirror up for certain members of the forum to gaze upon themselves.

🙉🙉🙉

I see that stupid MAGA cunt Jim Caviezel is making a "heroic" biopic about the corrupt shitbag Jair Bolsonaro.

OMG L👀K WHAT YOU DID BY SAYING THIS! OMG YOU ARE TO BLAME FOR THEM WINNING HAHAHAHAAAAA!

Exactly. Totally agree.

I know Ant Zucco and the NI branch of the T-Birds have been trying to get their head under the hood of this baby to get her humming again. Maybe that's what's happened.

Look at this man, WHY IT'S GREASED LIGHTNING!

I'm sure they're delighted.

Aye, meanwhile tbd and HMHM are pretending they prefer this broken dialup experience to the Discord.

Nah it's the same one. Just conscious people without the link might start to drift from this place if it continues to struggle.

Exactly. Up yours brokentit!

I know he's never far from your thoughts. Your role model in life. WWJD.

I think people's minds are playing tricks on them wrt how close Burnley actually came to getting a result. They got the pen and then they lumped the ball into the box and a few of their lads completely missed it. That's all that happened. And that's become OMG we nearly threw it all away! But we didn't really.

Right, because this place is currently having a worse season than Alexander Isak, a discord has been set up to give us all a temporary home whilst Andrew works manfully to resolve the issues. If you want an invite, please post in this thread, and it'll come to you via PM when someone gets a chance. Cheers.

It was 15 hours ago.

It's back to being like CT picking up a nana from Boldon Asda.

Suddenly this place is like greased lightning.

I'd give Barnes the start here on the left and play Gordon at the weekend. I like Barnes but I think he might wilt a bit in the derby, whereas it's made for Gordon who doesn't mind playing the cunt/villain.

Unless anyone wants to help my mam and step-dad move instead of me? If you like Brexit and you don't like immigration, you'll get on like a house on fire.

Plenty tickets available for this one on the club website atm. I'm helping my mam and step-dad move house so can't go, but if you want to potentially see Wissa's debut, get on the website....

Not soulless enough. Needs to be more of a hollowed out husk of a human being. Michael Owen would be perfect.

Nice to have someone sound like they've actually got a plan, and communicate without a load of naff management speak.

I'll say this for Ronaldo. He'd never let a night drag on this long without getting hands on balls.