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This is getting binned off surely.

Sunderland currently blowing their chance to prove they're a mid table Premier League side by being comprehensively outplayed by next season's Premier League relegation certainties.

Covering his head with his hand and "this garden gnome".

1 nil Sheff United. HELLO RTG, HERE I COME!

Their manager has turned up dressed like a fucking pallbearer.

A Town Called Phallus.

Commentator basically saying Bellingham will be fucking off if these get beat.

We need a paternity check, I think @thebrokendollmight have a son.

Well aye he's shit, but that doesn't stop him being one of their best players.

Did you see the incident? He barely got touched and he was holding his shoulder on the way down to the deck. Weird injury for that level of contact.

These are fucking cursed.

Looks like O'Nien might have dislocated his shoulder within 1 minute.

Ere we gan marras. Just cracked open a can of Rich Energy and ready to enjoy the show.

Listen, from what I've read, they were too busy policing the police who were stepping out of line and needed takking down a peg or two. They didn't have time for stuff like disposing of rubbish.

That's a good point actually. Andrew, you're gonna need to be like NASA Mission Control tomorrow keeping this place up when the match is on. If it goes down, it's Europa League time.

I've had nowt for tea like. Was full as fuck.

Just watched a short video of that absolute fucking bellend Ty off AFTV telling Palace to get back to the championship where they belong, and the only thing making them relevant is having two ex Arsenal players, Eze and Nketiah. I really fucking hope we put these into third place tomorrow so I can hear that dickhead have to suck it up.

I'd wear that as a badge of honour if I was Henderson.

Been to Omni today. Beef shin and peanut curry with a side of crispy ribs. Sensational. Left with a slice of chocolate and Guinness cake in a box. Get yourselves there if you haven't been already.

Did he really? I think he's usually one of the few that gives credit to the opposition and has a bit of class, but maybe we're just finding out what he's like when he's on the losing end.

Who did that, I wasn't watching?

Say what you like, that's better than Man City just chucking another medal onto the pile.

9.5 of these 10 minutes will be spent sideways passing.