Gemmill

Didn't look that hard when we put them out the cup.

I give him about 15 games next season before they pull the trigger.

We beat Leicester, Ipswich and Southampton twice each this season. This lot are a worse side than all of these. This isn't your old type of derby anymore.

Nar YOU fuck off!

That lad puts them in the PL and immediately fucks off to Brighton.

Aye their most important signing of the summer is lube.

Aye he's been shite.

Renton's scared of the mackems, pass it on.

Serves that Kiefer Moore dickhead right cos he had a dead easy chance to play his mate in for 2-0 and completely fucked it. And now this. Anyway, the derby is back.

Wrong on all counts. Absolutely GODAWFUL.

Tremendous finish tbf. Passed it in.

TERRIBLE prediction. TERRIBLE.

Mackems in the PL.

What a season Brereton Diaz has had. From getting Schar sent off by completely embarrassing himself, to being not deemed good enough for one of the worst teams EVER to play in the PL, to travelling 5,000 miles to be hooked at half time by the Chile manager, to being straight up MURDERED by a mackem at Wembley 13 minutes after getting on as a sub.

His Chilean ancestors will have felt that one.

Has Brereton Diaz just got on? That is the worst beard in all 4 divisions. It's an absolute pubefest.

Exactly. I honestly don't give a fuck. It's a choice between a bullet to the head today or a full season of waterboarding.

Great finish tbf. This is the lad who is a "special, special player" who will attract a lot of bids in the summer btw.

The lucky bastards.

That Inspiral Carcrash they just showed in the mackem end.

A PREDICTION! BOOKMARKED. Let's see how this plays out.

What the fuck is Moore doing there. Square the ball and it's 2 nil dickhead.

That lad they've just shown in the crowd with the Sid The Sexist hair.

Lucky for you I can't give out hundred hand slaps on this phone, or you'd be fucking REELING right about now.

Pleased it got chalked off. If they're gonna get beat I don't want them to have any excuses.