Gemmill

Grealish is such a fucking minge.

Aye that's more subtle. Well done.

Grealish definitely kicked out at Burn. No reason for VAR to have a look at it though, all good.

I cannot believe this patter. "Haaland is the type of player where if he doesn't score, you feel disappointed." Mate if that's how you feel, I'm not sure this is the right job for you. Prick.

Howe looked livid. Presumably cos we gifted them the fucking ball.

FUCK OFF.

Isak is fucking class. I cannot understand this Wilson thing.

Joelinton has to score there.

I've honestly never heard a more boring commentary team. Michael Owen is better than this manc lass.

It's Gordon.

I hope it's Almiron coming off and not Gordon.

Haaland fucking skies it and we get told breathlessly that "he can score any type of goal". It nearly went out for a throw, dickhead.

Howay get Jamaal on the end of this ffs.

These two are less a commentary team and more a Manchester City compliment generator.

If that's not a foul, book Grealish ffs.

Gordon. I don't approve of this BTW I'm merely the interpreter.

It's the Headless Chook.

0.94 v 0.26

I wouldn't hang about getting Isak on in the second half. Wilson is not gonna play himself out of this slump on form, he needs a break.

Trippier definitely stuck his leg out there.

Wilson man. Do one.

Maxi and Isak on in the second half. This is far too easy for them, they've got fuck all to worry about. I'm fucking sick of watching Wilson at the minute. Even his press looks half hearted.

Little porky fucker this ref. He looks fucked.

Foden v Burn is a tough watch.

Fuck sake. Dead easy.