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Fancy Isak to score tonight. Be class if he could get a couple to show he's right back in the swing.

Mine's was: Who they playing? Sheffield Wednesday. Where's that?

CT backing the tactics truck up here. I'm all ears!

Wonder if he starts in the Maxi spot or up front.

What's the story with Maxi like? I know he's not in the squad but has he asked to leave or what?

You know Slow Horses is in English, right? You should give Spiral a go. I think it's all on iplayer, it used to be at least.

Good news about your dog. I know how you Irish are with your dogs. I'm talking about you shagging them.

Fat boy trying to get involved on the blower.

After spending all evening telling reporters he now had the votes to become speaker, Mccarthy just lost his FOURTEENTH attempt. He stormed straight across the floor and had a heated exchange with Gaetz which ended with this grey haired dude with the pink tie having to be physically restrained from trying to lunge for Gaetz. They've encouraged Gaetz and his ridiculous stunts for years. Now they're living with the consequences.

Wolverhampton Space Invaders.

He's not leaving to play for those downward trajectory duck-eggs.

Aye Bad Sisters was good. Maybe went on a little long.

Marrying a royal?

Sorry about your mams, lads. Awful.

There ends Toontastic's official period of mourning.

Good work Dave. I expect Spurs to continue to falter. Liverpool are the biggest concern cos they are definitely under performing and, you would assume at some point they might return to a more normal level of performance. Conversely, we probably don't have much of another gear, barring going daft in January. Man United looked dead and buried earlier in the season and have completely turned it round (the cunts).

Aye. I don't remember there being much not to like about him. Other than twice finishing above Newcastle during the time he played for Chelsea.

Achilles Hell. Good name for a metal band.

Vialli's died. Poor bastard.

I'm not even worried about this nor happening. It's more certain than us getting top 4.

I think we need some parameters established around how best to enjoy ourselves. After all, that's what fun is all about.

I'm hoying an absolute wobbler if we don't get top 4 lads. So start fucking preparing yourselves now.

I know fuck all about Sheff Wed, but have they got it in them to be clogger dickheads if they go behind? If so, let's keep the crown jewels for emergency situation. I'm thinking Bruno and Wilson, possibly Almiron. We could maybe give Schar a rest and let Lascelles have a turn. Botman will kick his fucking head in if he does anything daft. Joelinton is unbreakable, so we don't need to worry about playing him. Trippier takes no shit off anyone unless they stamp on his feet. Drop Joelinton back into midfield, stick ASM and Fraser on the wings, and BRING OUT THE PLANK. A start for Christopher Reginald Wood. Then bring the jewels back to knack Leicester.

Give ASM a start for this one IMO. If you can't start him against a League One outfit, he's done. Also rest Wilson and anyone else possible. This is the game for resting people, not the Leicester one.