Gemmill

Ah fuck, that's shite.

He's a remainer. This is only going to cause further wobbles in their party. And what an indictment of the ability within the parliamentary Party.

5 yellows for a suspension no longer makes sense when they get hoyed around like confetti. They need to fix that.

We tried to get Cole Palmer on loan before he went to Chelsea. He looks quality.

Pep's micro-spitting is fucking gross

This is why they'll only let him push patients round the corridors.

We need to stop calling that poor lass Spaniel Lugs. All she wanted to do was support her beloved team.

Nah this is bollocks. Ten out injured/suspended and they're absolutely dead on their feet. Mammoth effort v Arsenal a week ago, away in Germany in the week. You can't just keep expecting them to turn up in thess circumstances.

Can we at least not have a Solanke hat trick.

Dogshit. Think it's just fully caught up with us today. This is why we need to finish bottom of our CL group.

Don't think Gloom's at the match. He'll be throwing a dinner party is my guess.

Think it might be time to make it rain in January.

Longstaff looks in real bother here.

Absolutely pathetic that the officials all wear t-shirts with their favourite computer game on. Grow up.

Great assist for Willock tbf.

Don't see us coming back from this today.

Alan Smith proving he has no idea how fatigue works when he says "Newcastle WILL get better in the second half". He seems to think our bench of all the talents will help us out.

Solanke looks in bother.

Pope looking quality again.

Why not Tino?

Aye Miley looks quality. Dead tidy on the ball and looks like he can just take the ball off people without any daft tackles. He'll be getting praised by Redknapp at half time cos there's fuck all else to talk about.

Nice to have Alan "Ambien" Smith taking the edge off.

Willock should be full of beans.

Bit pump this.