Gemmill

For Trump on the Mexicans, see the Premier League on Australia: they don't send their best. Or they do and they're still hopeless.

Forest? Do you reckon? They should have good enough players for him to finish 17th, I reckon.

I'm absolutely blown away that they sacked Nuno for that absolute kebab on legs.

Forest ffs.

Hilarious that one of the things daft cunt Ratcliffe sacked Ashworth for was for suggesting Howe or Frank to replace Ten Hag.

I'd be absolutely delighted to discover that, just as there's an Eddie Howe effect on players that work with him, there's also a reverse Eddie Howe effect when you cease to work with him. I'm sure the wanker will come good, but it's a nice thought.

Good effort!

Now relying on Ange not to be a complete fuckwit this evening. Hopefully he hasn't had enough time to ruin Forest yet.

I don't even know what they're on about here. They're called VIDEO Assistant Referee and on the VIDEO the ball clearly hits his hand. What more conclusive evidence are they hoping for? Just pleased it didn't matter in the end.

Isak dropped for Ekitike next week, I reckon.

AS I WAS SAYING, FUCKFACE!

In the 7th minute of 6 added minutes too. They're gonna need to check the VAR for some way of dosallowing this.

Get in Palace!

Is Cletus injured for Chelsea?

Brighton 3-1 up away at Chelsea. Not as easy as just spending a billion quid, you blue cunts.

He's given the goal. Cancel the league ffs. What is the point?

If they don't disallow this ffs.

1-1.

Isak off for that 16 year old Rio kid. £250m worth of him and Wirtz both subbed off.

Good lads Brighton.

Salah, from an offside position, just booted Szobozlai's goal bound shot over the bar.

If the promoted clubs keep this up, Man United might actually get sucked into a proper relegation battle.

Longstaff just scored to put Leeds 2-1 up v Bournemouth. They were 1 nil down in the first half.

Fucking hell, Palace just hit the inside of the post from outside the box, Allison totally beaten, and it bounces along the 6 yard box to safety. I know people think that Liverpool are somehow blessed from above with luck, but the reality is that this spawniness cannot hold over the long term.

He's got an interesting moral code, the weird homophobe.