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Just googled Bubba Cups and they've gone upmarket, all polished chrome and that. Back when I saw the Yanks using them, they were cheap looking plastic hand barrels.

Have you been to an all inclusive place where there's Yanks? The fat cunts all bring their "Bubba cups", which are just big insulated drink containers so they can go to the bar and get more shit beer and "sodas". Basically Alan Partridge taking his own plate to the Linton Travel Tavern buffet.

Why do I have your hair?

I was in the sun til around 11am on Kos tbf. Then back in after 3/4pm. Anything 11 to 3 was BRUTAL. Best sun of the day was 5 to 7pm. Genuinely pleasant to be out in it.

The fact that he was only finally charged the day after he left the club man. How many institutions have to be lined up behind your club to get that to happen? And what about the alleged victims? It fucking reeks. I thought Arteta was a wanker before all of this happened. Now I know he's a genuine piece of shit. The videos of him saying "yeah Thomas is injured" and him and the press pack having a good giggle about it. Arseholes.

Craig, if you think you're gonna make me feel bad for calling you a soft cunt, you are VERY WRONG!

Has anyone ever seen Jordan and tbd in the same room together?

Under the brolly, SOFT CUNT!

The bairns can't handle the straight dope from Craig Hope. "oh he hates us! Always puts a negative spin on things, he's sly and sticks the boot in on Eddie". All of it pure fantasy.

Dismantling your own country's reputation to own the libs.

Was it Turning Oil Tanker?

You can't honestly be this daft. Because he's "Wilson's replacement", does that mean any goals he scores only replace "Wilson's goals"? "It's nice that Wissa scored AGAIN, but WILL WE EVER REPLACE 'ISAK'S GOALS'!?"

They'll have to get a Sporting Director with two names like everyone else.

Ah that's great, how's he doing now?

Louis CK (I know) used to have a bit about taking the wife and kids on holiday, packing the car, getting everyone in the car, and the noise of the kids rabbiting on and have you remembered this, blah blah blah. Anyway the punchline was that when he closed the car door on the last kid, and all of the noise and stress was contained in a car that he wasn't yet in, the walk from the back door around the car to the driver's door.... "THAT'S my vacation".

I don't think anyone does - the letter from the NUST to the club suggests there's zero transparency around any of this stuff. If it's a completely random ballot, there should be no different in success rate though.

That has to be someone just making up a theory though? Or drawing conclusions from anecdotal evidence?

I mean we didn't get our one Isak replacement in Ekitike, that's true. I don't know who the others om the list are, but Ekitike was the only genuine replacement. Sesko would have been at least as big a gamble as Woltemade is, and I'm happier with who we've ended up with based on the evidence so far. I haven't seen Sesko get close to having a good game yet for Man United. Wissa can replace a lot of what we lost through Isak though. Not all of it obviously but a good chunk.

If Wissa hadn't got injured, I think we'd be in a very different place. Those are the margins we're dealing with here. We needed to have a very good window to make up for Isak going, and we did, and then Wissa getting injured totally fucked us. I don't think we've been set back two years, I think we just need Wissa back to start with. He can replace a lot of what we lost when Isak left.

He wasn't happy when he got taken off and he then didn't play at the weekend. And we're not scoring, and he's got zero assists - I just think he needs a game where he absolutely tears the arse out of the full back and it results in an end product.

Apparently one of the last things Kirk said to Trump was "please sir, save Chicago". What greater justification could there be for sending in the military?

👆👆👆 You and Toonpack

I think it's a good letter tbf, and a reasonable request.

First ballot entered today. FULLY expect it to be the first of many successes.