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I'm 50 this year. Entering what Bill Burr calls "the drop dead years" so who knows. But I reckon 80 should be doable. It'll be fucking boiling by then.

Don't we fucking know it.

Lads, we could stop being a cunt to LTA and it wouldn't hurt. I know "they started it" with the ASM stuff but it's long since flipped to "us" (by which I mean SOME OF YOU) being a twat to them WAY more than it is them being on the wind up or anything. I dread to think some of the stuff that SOME OF YOU would have posted if you'd been on here doing it at their age. I feel confident saying this cos I think we all know my patter would have been beyond reproach at any age. Just be nice.

I'm assuming LTA took the screenshot cos the time is 10:40pm tonight. I checked current time in Australia when that post when up and it was 11:40pm (Sydney).

1 millionth post AND it's about us signing a dribbler. Honestly, I know you're only young, but the rest of your life might all be downhill from here.

Santa Monica and Venice are nice but it was pricey when I was there in the early 2000s so I imagine it's just insane now. Hollywood's a dump (or it was when I was there) and downtown LA is somewhere you'd only really go if you worked there.

Dave do we need an offline chat about your gambling?

Classic Yorkshireman turning down a drink from a multimillionaire cos "I'm already in t'round, fella."

Fucking hell you wouldn't want to get hit by Rooney coming down the slopes.

He didn't look well to me on the footage I saw from yesterday. He looks old and tired.

No, and that's why I absolutely insist on calling you cuntface.

Sean Casey. Or ewerk to his friends.

You got that hernia from all that worrying you do.

Godless is decent if you've not watched that? Also have you watched The English? Think it might still be on iplayer.

It just means it's one and done. You're not gonna have to worry about 10 more seasons stretching out in front of you.

Lads, I've got the solution. Get yourselves a Digitakt, put in a sequence of notes, and then set an LFO to randomise the pitch of said notes, and but a kick drum under all of it. Then sit with your headphones on staring into space while your silly little black box generates an every changing musical landscape, and soundtracks the end of the world.

Another pandemic in the next 4 years would wipe that place out. There'd be no vaccines, no lock downs, and absolutely terrible health advice would be rife. I understand that for some people, possibly some reading this thread, that setup sounds like utopia.

He's not a nazi, he's just a fucking shite patter loser who wants desperately to be funny and edgy. Stuff like that is not gonna fly with Trump either. This is his big day and that dickhead is trying to steal the limelight.

My only note after that first draft was to ask it to give the man the face of Gordon Ramsay. It invited me to sign up to CHATGPT Plus for $20 a month, so you got to keep that face.

Aye fuck watching it. He fucked a load of shit up last time despite the guardrails, he's gonna properly wreck things this time. Oh well.

Don't try to deflect, Alice Phallus. I've been reviewing the YouTube analytics on her account and can see that you are responsible for 87% of the gushing comments she receives from accounts with NUFC, Geordie, or bigboy69 in the username.

She talks a bit like David Bellamy, but Gloom simply cannot get enough of her.

One to stuff up your arse to get things going around the front.

He's talking about Alice here, the filthy creep.