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Everyone I've seen comment on Miley thinks Tonali was dropped for him at the weekend too. Rather than Tonali only making the bench through injury.

Just realised, daft cunt has put the teams in the wrong order.

Just watching the MOTD2 coverage of our game at the weekend, and in Troy Deeney's analysis for one of the goals he goes "... And they know Elliot Anderson can't live with Joe Willock cos that's why they got rid of him." Harsh as fuck.

Apologies btw, I didn't read the dates on your post. Didn't twig the moment for getting an email had already passed.

I've got a REALLY good feeling about this.

Egg will be on their face when they become SPECCY FOUR EYES.

Alright Andy McNab.

Europe needs to beef up its own security, that much is clear. Yes, this is what Trump wanted, but the way things have gone recently, it's also just what we need to do.

Given the circumstances, it seems like a good idea.

I like Lewis Goodall but Sopel and Maitlis get on my tits these days. Scaramucci is good but I agree, he says things that sound convincing and claims to be ITK on things that actually turn out to be bollocks.

Get in that motor with the rest of them!

I can only imagine how licked clean the inside of the car windows are by the time you and your mates reach your destination.

Bit of a decision to make with Miley. I thought he did really well at the weekend, but maybe this is a bit big of a game. Saying that, he didn't look out of place in the CL and he was a little 17 year old spelk then. Robbie and Wobbie like what they see.

Botman and Joelinton both close to being back for Wednesday apparently. Nobody gets between these lads and some fanny licking.

I enjoyed it too and I didn't even cry watching Dances with Wolves.

Aye I saw that earlier on. Be interesting to see his Starmer does. He doesn't have a fraction of the charm of Macron, unfortunately.

I've started listening to The Rest Is Politics US again, cos this past month, and the grief that Republican representatives are getting when they go back to their constituents, feels like Trump and Musk are doing too much, too fast, and it could be the beginning of his downfall. Which is something I'd like to hear about once a week.

Looking forward to Broccoli Head Jr. Pleased to hear there have been some nice moments for you in a very shitty time. My gran died a year ago, and my mam is taking the house, but it has sat for a year while they sell theirs etc. All of my gran's stuff still in it. Anyway, the time has come in the last month to clear it out, so she's been there with my sister, obviously an unpleasant thing to do, as you'll know. Loads of memories and their entire lives in cupboards and drawers. Heartbreaking shit like taking their dressing gowns off the back of the bedroom door - my granddad had died a few years earlier, but my gran had never wanted to take his down. Anyway, at the back of one of the cupboards was a bag with an old handbag in it, and a note that my Gran had written to remind her that my mam and her (long dead) brother had saved up for weeks to buy this for her when they were teenagers. My mam was in bits, but she also feels like it was her final gift from her mam that she obviously treasured this thing for 60 years, that my mam assumed would have been thrown out years ago.

That'll look nice on your average fan. Like a stripey bin bag full of porridge.

One day soon, you'll have had an argument, and she'll walk past one of your wedding photos in the hall, stop in her tracks, and actually say out loud "Did that cheeky cunt REALLY turn up like that to our wedding? IT'S OVER!" Divorce papers will follow by the end of the day.

I'm pretty sure that the key to success as a business is NOT "become a terrible employer". This is a decent sized effective pay cut for anyone that previously got their lunch from these canteen.

Soup and bread. Nice workhouse vibe to the place. Success will surely follow.

Expect them to rocket up the table now. If you work for Man United, you can be under no illusion the contempt this bloke has for you.

Only cos you waited til you were 60 to get married. Only a matter of time now...

Toonpack, arrest this man.