Gemmill

Well lads, I can't recommend match of the day tonight, but I can ABSOLUTELY recommend the Ishga Invigorating Massage at Seaham Hall. Wonderful. It's as if Newcastle never even played today.

Their manager is an excellent tactician mind. I don't buy any shite about us thinking we're better than these or anything. They've snuffed out everything and Isak hasn't had a sniff and they've been clinical in front of goal.

Christie and Cook could both be off by now. Cook for two yellows and Christie for finally receiving a yellow when he should have had at least two.

LET HIM WALK.

There seems to be about 20 of them behind the ball every time we break forward.

Whatever happens today the treble is still on. Get a new calculator, ya donkey.

I'm back bitch. Watching the second half poolside. It's in the bag.

Some proper knobs on their team mind.

I think I've just seen Rebecca and Tamzin heading into the aromatherapy room.

Very much her request, but no complaints here. Massage booked for 2:30. The lasses will be fighting one another for that prime slot.

I'm at the spa today lads, for the wife's birthday. Just been in the sauna and now relaxing by the pool. Gonna be sneaking a headphone in once we're done with lunch though. 😎

Signs off with a Fuck the Mackems. Good lad.

Their preview.

Denis Law. 84. Classic bingo call death.

Best manager of my lifetime.

I'm not sure you get to proudly and vocally vote for Brexit and then blame the state of the economy on the current government. This country is bleeding out because of that self inflicted wound.

Wait til Toonpack repeats it in 3 posts time. Then you can bust that gif out.

He's a WILD BOY! alright.

PL and TP definitely doing one of them handshakes where you grab by the forearm itt.

SIR TOONPACK AS I LIVE AND BREATHE!

Aaaall the Anams!

Arise Sir PaddockLad, defender of the realm.

Just in case anyone wants a soundtrack to that post.

Cameo hopefully.