Gemmill

Here's mine. Complete with "luxurious gemstones".

Looks like Man City have found their new level. 😋

Howay Southampton. Do it for daddy.

They're fanfluencers.

Disallowed goal at OT. Wank aborted.

Media darlings take the lead at Old Trafford. Lineker is about to embark on a very conflicted wank.

How the fuck does this lad have interest from Juventus?

Flangela Lansbury can't survive this, surely. Fair play to Moyes mind.

I think we should all just strap in for a hot middle aged man summer of transfer outlay the likes of which we've never seen.

Merson is getting the work as a favour to keep him out of trouble, I reckon. He's fucking hopeless and genuinely doesn't seem to know what's going on half the time.

Anderson and Minteh both scoring. Batten down the hatches.

Definitely not me.

"Why didn't Howe win 8 games in a row whilst also rotating our best players out?". Well that's bollocks. "Andrew you might as well shut this place down if I'm not allowed to say things like that!" Get in your ute, turn it thattaway, and KEEP DRIVING!

This is what happens when you let John Terry hump your missus without consequence. It festers.

Waaaaah the nasty man won't let our drivel go without criticism. WAAAAAH. Get fucked.

Easy. It was the right decision and a completely standard action. With the benefit of hindsight you might say "oh well it would be better if he hadn't kicked it THERE!" but it would still be completely standard to try to prevent the corner.

You pulled him up for trying to prevent a corner. FACT. UNTWISTED.

Ah so you're not talking about rotating, you're just talking about making subs earlier when the job is already done. Which would make very little difference cos Howe has done that where he could. What makes a difference is being able to bring the class lads ON at 70 minutes, not take them off. I just find it bizarre that we've got a load of wise after the fact drivel getting posted, including one of our best performers getting pulled up for the 100% standard "crime" of trying to prevent a corner. They've been fucking outstanding recently. There doesn't have to be this "if only they'd done what I think they should have done", "this whole tiredness thing is nonsense, I just don't buy it," post mortem. Just take the loss ffs. It's fine.

I mean the point is we don't really have a squad. It's a massive drop off in ability across most positions once you start to rotate outside of the first 11. There's no way we came into this with 8 wins on the bounce if Howe had spent the last 8 games sharing the load amongst the squad. And no one was telling Howe to rotate players when we were keeping winning. We got beat. We were long overdue getting beat. Just let them get beat and we go again against Southampton next weekend. It's like AFTV on here today.

NAH BLUD. NAH MAN. THESE MAN ARE SCRUBS BLUD.

2.26 to 0.79xG in their favour. They were deserved winners but they weren't deserved 4-1 winners. Also, at least the manager and the players are saying the same themselves post match. Second best all across the park, couldnt cope with their intensity, etc. It's a blip.

Disallowed! Stick your BANTZ up your hoops!

Looking forward to the absolute BANTZ that this will generate.