Gemmill

Or for you "How do I get my favourite pig to put out?"

No, they make their ruling sooner, you fucking thick paddy.

Anyone tried Google Notebook LM? It's canny good. So that new music toy I bought the other day, I create a notebook, upload the user manual, and then give it the links to a load of YouTube videos and forum posts about how it works/tips and tricks etc. It consumes all of this in seconds, and now I can just ask it questions about things I don't know how to do, and it gives me an answer and cites its source.

I think if you cheat to gain an advantage, and everyone knows you've done it, the points deduction should apply to the season in which you cheated. Ever since then, they've been protected by the teams coming up from the Championship being unmitigated dogshit. But they'd have gone down in the season they cheated if the PL didn't take a fucking age to make decisions.

If they'd got a points deduction at the right time, they'd be celebrating this in the Championship, the fucking tramps.

Time to change the manager.

Roy Keane. Keane had basically said "I don't know why Ange is going on so much about James Maddison. It's not like he was setting the world alight before he got injured." or words to that effect.

Watching "Am I Being Unreasonable" there and there's a scene where one woman says to another: "And I also know you stand up to wipe your bum..." Other woman looking confused: "Everyone does that." "No. They don't." You should be fucking ashamed of yourselves, you weird cunts.

She's mad as fuck her. Fortunately she seems to appeal to nobody but the most mental Tory.

Are you and the crypto bros still firmly Team Elon?

Nice of Miggy to continue to show his support. No hard feelings.

If his wife ever wonders what Sandro is gonna look like when he's an old man...

Someone must have told him poms love a whinger, cos this cunt can't stop.

This is all I see. If this is white power messaging, it's a bit route one.

Man United 1 down and only 3 minutes of injury time. Even the refs know they're done.

Needs a trigger warning, please.

Spurs V Man United used to be one of Sky's Big 6 showdown. Today it's basically the two biggest spanners in school having a fight.

If he can smell danger, how is he managing to be in the same dressing room as Thomas Partey.

To be fair, we've all seen him eject a decent amount of his mass when talking about Newcastle.

The Observer treating football journalism with the reverence that the Sunday Supplement believed it deserved.

Cos he looks EXACTLY like Ramsay but GPT reckons it's against its rules to draw Ramsay.

this is the best purchase yet.

There's a lot of bad stuff going on in the world at the minute, so let's take a second to enjoy this. A big moment for prawnkind.