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Aye I thought Tino was poor. I'd put him back on the right and bring Hall back in.

FUCK THA POLICE!

My seat was in the very front row of the Leazes btw. Just outside the 18 yard line. Once the ball got beyond the centre circle you didn't know if it was on the halfway line or the 6 yard line and the fucking photographers sat right in front of you basically blocked everything anyway. NEVER buy a ticket off ewerk.

Gordon was pump as well. Not many had a good game tbf.

Had to be that manc cunt didn't it? I don't understand why we started with that team. Barnes has done nowt to keep his place and did nowt to justify keeping it tonight. Anyway, we missed the free hit but plenty more chances to come.

Just getting to town but heading straight to the ground so it's disappointment for the dreadlocked dwarf.

Good news for us tbh. We're demonstrably better than them now, so if they're breaking their own revenue records no one should have any problem with us absolutely obliterating ours.

Nice one cheers. I've since found a decent site with loads of things on it so I've registered my interest for a couple of things next month. I'm expecting to be a pretty hot property and VERY in demand.

going about as well as expected.

I've told this on here before but my sister's mate went to a party at Tino's house, and she reckons he sat in just his underpants all night playing the bongos to Madonna's La Isla Bonita on repeat, and occasionally grabbing a different lass to hump before coming back to resume the bongos.

In case anyone can't see that video cos Twitter.

A correction is coming Davo. The all important xP table has the languishing 4 spots above relegation, and currently running over 2 points better than they should be. Although no doubt expected points is a Magedia invention designed to keep them down.

Anyone got any ideas about volunteering opportunities around Newcastle? We get a day a year to take and there's a few of us wanting to do something, ideally outdoors, but would take anything. When I try searching online, it tends to be for enduring volunteering roles rather than a one dayer.

I didn't realise I was already connected on LinkedIn. I'm sure he's fucking loaded like, looks like lots of senior roles.

Nice one ta. Looks like he's still in Paris, although why would you move away if you could afford to live there.

Can't remember what Chez's surname was. I was gonna see what he was up to on one of my twice yearly visits to LinkedIn.

It just doesn't mean anything though. It's an uncomfortable couple of hours for a very wealthy man who just has to see it out and go back to his mansion. He'll still be making ridiculous decisions for the foreseeable future in a job that he's the most fucking stupid choice for. Unfortunately, it'll probably take a mass death event of unvaccinated kids for him to actually lose his job, and even then what consequence is that really?

What about DYNASTY clubs. Pronounced the yank way.

That's right bitch. Big Daddy's in the house tonight.

Link isn't working for those not on Twitter. Can you send the link to the tweet that the video is embedded in, instead of the video.

I've told you before. Sandro Italiano to the tune of Mambo Italiano. Instant classic. Maybe I'll debut it tonight.

It's just a Liverpool fanzine. That is a fucking ridiculous headline for a supposedly impartial news outlet.

If we win tonight, I'm gonna write to the pope and see about you getting you canonised. Have a class time in Portugal. 👍

It's funny cos America has always had this idea about itself that it was a country that stood for something, and there was freedom of the press, and such a great and powerful democracy, and these institutions that would always be the last line of defence. And all of it has buckled within 8 months to kneel at the feet of a dictator.

The cockney crime syndicate pulls one back immediately. Great goal tbf.