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You wouldn't want him ordering your pizza either.

But that's the thing you totally missed, the producer is the talentless git that makes the pointless suggestion to the actual creative that no one wants to hear. Actual sounds like the perfect career for you.

Then make it yourself, don't suggest "improvements" for the guy actually putting the work in. Just saying.

Very much so cunthooks, you're trying to turn a fireworks show into a documentary on the history of gun powder.

Fucking hell, every cunt thinks they are a producer!

No use he only performs on the right.

Fuck off, anyone not confident enough to have posted it in this thread gets what they deserve anyway! Again I say: Socks 3 - 0 Sheep Shaggers ftw.

It would be like the two Ronnies fighting over the comedy account.

FFS Dave, it's not difficult or expensive. https://www.zoom.co.jp/products/handy-recorder/iq6-xy-stereo-microphone-ios

Socks 3 - 0 Sheep shaggers

And Parky appreciates your support.

Fuck I've turned into the fucking cabbie & forgotten to vote. Nailed on result now!

Pressed up their north end 0 - 3 Owners of the tongue. btw Chris did we really need to use the retard word?

Oh, that makes sense I suppose.

It's obvious Mitrovic is not happy about not getting starts in league matches but if he put the effort in for the 10-15 minute runs he has been getting, like he played last night, Rafa would have to take notice. Problem is he doesn't help himself with moping about or the stupid shit, eg last night's 2nd goal, which was a cracker but ffs keep your shirt on and don't get (another) yellow card.

More like he'd cum in HF's eye and try and convince him he's Jack Sparrow. I know there was a huge discussion on how the points were scored but I zoned out because it was unbearable, so can someone now explain it? Is it 1 point for correct score, 1 point for correct result?

Well first you will need a metal detector, an insulted travel mug and best you take a taxi back to the 80s so you can get to that Black Lace Agadoo benefit concert.

I saw him live in September at the Opera House as part of a writer's festival and even though it was a hosted question session he still turned it into a comedy act. I have a great idea for a TV series he should host unfortunately it's more beeb then ITV, so impossible to fund.

Bum grape bandits 3 - 0 to the North End of Preston.

Alexei Sayle's Thatcher Stole My Trousers. Funny as fuck and quite enlightening to how he and the other guys and girls of the comic strip/young ones changed English comedy. There is a chapter in the book where he talks about how the old school comedians of Britain who used racist and sexist jokes and tried to get the public to like them, to laugh with them, to give the perception they were nice people yet they were absolute cunts and the 80s new generation were all generally nice people but they acted on stage like absolute twats, wanting the audience to hate them and laugh because they were funny not likeable sexists and racists.

<coughs> Um Chris?

Jesus Christ Backhoe (JCB) Noelie you don't really have a Case to plant the seeds of bad farming jokes. FFS it's always on youtube about ten minutes after they go on the Skysport website.

Cum dumpsters 3-0 Farmer Joe