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More likely it deflects off his bollocks when he's in the way of a shot by the Dutty Custard.

FYP And good answers by the way. Who is a decent indie DVD distributor in the UK? I think it was Tartan, but the went bust. HF they're not much use to me then, are they? You could Google them and find out who took them out of administration. You artistic types man, you want everyone else to do the legwork. To be honest I was dealing with demand DVD who seem like decent guys but mine isn't a genre they deal in, so the offer was toooooooooooooooooooooo low.

To fookin hard when it comes to distribution because unless you are an established distributor retailers will only take stock on consignment. I've got a Benelux distributor that wants it but only as finished product distributor not a licenser.

thinks he has balls of steel and hence needs an android - really should consider her off bladerunner first.

FYP And good answers by the way. Who is a decent indie DVD distributor in the UK? I think it was Tartan, but the went bust. HF they're not much use to me then, are they?

The Blowback Manouevre Ron Jeremy takes you through his greatest autofellatio moments.

FYP And good answers by the way. Who is a decent indie DVD distributor in the UK?

FYP Fair call. Sort of related question, if your movie was about to be released to DVD would you want the laurels of the festivals it's been screened at on the cover? What if they were B and C list festivals?

Wishes soccermom had a flat head next time she kneels before his sausage.

I wish some cunt would feed the fish with him. I've got 5 quid for anyone up to the task.

know it was more than once and should feel as privileged as Fish being spoken down to by soccermom

Doesn't get watersports and dam jokes!

And even after all that, The Shock Doctrine is still shite.

enjoys watersports and is a fan of mr lifto

I saw this at the Berlin festival earlier this year as it was accepted into the same category as our movie was entered in. And if you're a thinking person I wouldn't bother wasting your time. It's not a good documentary, it is pure propaganda. I think I wrote something at the time in the movie thread, I'll find it. Found it: http://www.toontastic.net/board/index.php?...st&p=580502

If we are willing to give the puff Lovenkrands a 3 year deal, Viduka is at least worth a small 12 month contract with a huge pie bonus. The man has to eat and eat and eat and eat....

These two sentences stand out for what they are, utter bullshit. One Ashley the cunt hasn't been spot on once in his decisions with the club. And two, Keegan was the one undermined by Ashley and his bunch of cronies. Don't ever be mistaken, there was only one person, well actually no there are thousands of us, who were sold a lie.

loves chris de burgh

your taking the piss aren't you It's like they just listed all his ex clubs and made it fact.

By the way anyone else see the fat cunt go to give the camera a sly finger and change his mind?

No and Lucas Neill is still a free agent. Actually so is Maniche and Cacapa hasn't found a club yet Complete lists for Ashley to work from. http://www.goal.com/en/news/11/transfer-zo...ove-this-summer http://www.goal.com/en/news/11/transfer-zo...ove-this-summer http://www.goal.com/en/news/11/transfer-zo...ove-this-summer

Problem is all Ashley would have seen is 3 points, top of the table and the back of his daughter's head as she was sticking her tongue down here boyfriend's neck. cunt.

Post of the match thread. It's obvious to all but the Dekka Llambarse and Walter supporters.

Barton was average but to leave him out all together is harsh. The subs for the time they were on the field, really needed to put in more effort, regardless of the fact they are young lads. Dutty Custard looks like he has more than enough potential but needs someone beside him from what I saw.

This division is woeful, and even with a squad of 15 first teamers backed up with another 6/7 young hopefuls, promotion will be achieved very very comfortably. This is not arrogance or delusion - this is based on knowledge of the fact that we have far too much quality in a veritable sea of mediocrity. Your right ofcourse but the crowd outweigh the crowd. How is baseless optimism any better than baseless pessimism? All the signs point to our inability to compete in the long term in this league and you're still wanting a parade for winning a handful of games as the season opens. Wait until we've got 6 or 7 injuries to first-team players and we're out at Blackpool in the pissing cold fielding the likes of Ngo Baheng and Tozer and then try to tell me we have 'far too much quality.' We've played 5 league games. There are 46 in this league. Let's not break out the champagne yet. Do we have a first XI that is better than any other first XI in this league? We do and I have said it many times. But NUFC's continued success depends on too many factors to assume as blithely as the two of you are doing. You both direly need a reality check and I hope for our sake it doesn't come in the form of a 4-0 humping off Sheff U because Danny Simpson and Nile Ranger weren't up to it. But the "reality" at the moment is that we are playing well, beating teams, scoring goals and sitting two points clear at the top of the league. How do the above signs point to our "inability to compete in this league in the long term". While the squad depletion etc is well documented under Ashley, we still have a squad that most teams in this division would kill for. Who's to say we'll lose 7 first teamers in one go, are the other teams not going to lose 7 first teamers........ Even with our depleted squad I truly (not dillusionally) believe we are head and shoulders above most. I think it is nailed on that we will at least reach the play offs and would then strongly fancy us over a few games against anyone. There is also little point in optimists trying to convert pessamists (or realalists as they like to hide behind) and vice versa. But ffs stop threatening the poor lad with a banning See here is why you join the Dekka Llambarse crowd for stupidity, it was 1-0 at home against a promoted team. Way to go Walter, obviously we're gunna win the league. By the way calling a realist a pessimist (see how they are spelt) doesn't strengthen your argument.