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Obviously you have us mixed up with the land Kitman lives in, either that or your welsh dad.

Good man. But you scared Cath off

Fuck it, go the whole hog Bill and buy the toon.

Don't you have a doctors appointment?

But I was referring to Mark not Joses

Hi. How's the little man?

We could always change our name to Dan the Man

As I now live in Manchester, Master Paws was born here, and Mr's Paws side of the family are Citeh fans; that's sadly something I can possibly see myself doing should he wish to defect when he is older Just remind him where Shay came from. Celtic ? Ok where Shay got all his practice. Blackburn Rovers by the way jimbo. Started his pro career at Celtic. To be honest, he didn't finish it at NUFC and I always thought he would, so who gives a flying fuck!

I tell a lie, it wasn't the bearings. The flywheel exploded apparently! Fuck off? For a flywheel to explode you have serious case of claiming against the manufacturer. I've seen a vehicle where the flywheel came loose, sheared the bolts and then proceeded to make it's way through the bell housing/chassis rail/body of the vehicle. It went through it like a hot knife through butter. Well it's a company car so I'm not going to be pushing too hard in terms of compensation but yeah, I was as surprised as you are. The AA guy who recovered me off the motorway shook his head and said it's lower engine trouble, most likely the main bearings and the noise I was hearing would be the pistons slapping against the bores as the crank wallowed away inside the case. Lease company called me yesterday and advised that parts were on order and would be fitted by end of play Friday. Told them I expected it to be terminal and asked what parts and they replied "new clutch and flywheel" and that the garage would phone me to discuss in further detail. Sure enough they called and repeated the same. When I asked what actually happened he replied "your flywheel exploded and destroyed the clutch in the process". I asked if the gearbox and/or crankshaft was damage at all and he replied "unbelievably no". Said they unbolted the gearbox from the engine and the pieces of flywheel literally fell out - reckons the pressure plate for the clutch was holding it all in place. The thought of what you witnesed has just made me shudder. All I had to do was limp it to the hard shoulder. They've probably seen the same thing a dozen times before. A diesel engine produces a lot more torque than its petrol equivalent and this turning force comes in waves as the engine fires. To smooth this out and reduce the pressure on the transmission a dual-mass flywheel is fitted (basically two flywheels with some damping inbetween). This system is less robust than a regular flywheel and has a tendency to break. If you're under warranty or it's a company car, not the end of the world. If you're paying for it yourself though be prepared for a fright. And there in lies why you are a luck man Craig. The vehicle I saw it happen to was a diesel but it was a prime mover (truck), obviously a lot more torque but a fuck off load more meat in the bell housing and chassis rail. I'd still not rather see the worse possible outcome of it happening in the flywheel design the Dr is talking about. Time for an auto maybe?

As I now live in Manchester, Master Paws was born here, and Mr's Paws side of the family are Citeh fans; that's sadly something I can possibly see myself doing should he wish to defect when he is older Just remind him where Shay came from. Celtic ? Ok where Shay got all his practice. Blackburn Rovers by the way jimbo.

It's more like the taps and sink. Pud posted in another thread that it appears he's already subdivided the garage and backyard into another company. Fuck I hate Ashley.

As I now live in Manchester, Master Paws was born here, and Mr's Paws side of the family are Citeh fans; that's sadly something I can possibly see myself doing should he wish to defect when he is older Just remind him where Shay came from.

Grounds for Divorce is better. And "The Fix" is better still, but it's "What are you listening to", not "What's the best track on the album" you horrible little gobshiting bastard. ( You may be suffering for the fact my brand new iPhone is sitting there taunting me with it's lack of function. ) You think??? Personally I thought it was the worse song on the album. Nothing but the hum of the hard drive, earlier Bolts of Melody followed by Spent Bullets by Adam Franklin.

Not that you will appreciate it but allegedly when a drummer from 90's English band Swervedriver was going through Australian customs, the customs officer asked him if he had any drugs on him? Obviously the drummer answered no, only for the customs officer to look at him and say, "don't worry mate that will change soon!"

yes

Oh but don't get me started about wacky

Ponting's a cunt, ask him about the Bourbon and Beefsteak if you want to see how much a man he is. ps. Wellsy, mate as a fellow Australian I feel the way you seem to turn up just in time for the ashes as cheap and nasty. We may be convicts but waving the stolen piece of bread in front of the commonwealth, well it's just not cricket.

Foxes are an imported species and responsible for the death of a lot of native animals. Rabbits were imported for sport, foxes were imported to control the rabbit population and like the imported cane toad they run riot on the landscape they were imported into.

OH sorry KD, shall I ask them to put me on a harder course? one that I don't want to do perhaps I need your help here More like he wants your help! It's only thing our straight edge soldier is addicted to.

Got a problem with Geordies now have you? if you don't like it eat outside of Newcastle you cunt, Sunderland sounds about right for you. Why would I have a problem with Geordies you pathetic little wank stain? You should learn how to read the whole sentence before you let your little digits loose on the keyboard. Some of the best people I know are normal size people from Newcastle, the dwarfs are a bunch of cunts though. Why did you mention the accent then you pretentious prick? Your clearly annoyed I pointed this out and are now back peddling like fuck. You think? Oh no that's right, you're to dumb to think! If they said, "what ya want?" in a fucking french accent they wouldn't be trying to sell Black Friars as a genuine NE eating experience, would they? I just realised, you're the dwarf Dopey! Is that twit or twat?

Why hasn't someone from the FA made a comment on anything to do with the clubs situation? One of the largest clubs in the world, currently being run into the ground by an obviously unfit owner, you'd think they'd be panicking over what could happen?

Oi, Martin, get it sorted?

Let's be honest Ashley and Decka are easy targets. They are clueless, liars and complete cunts. And they are silent. Unfortunately the fact they are all of the above and running our club makes it worse.

Seriously, who the fuck are they kidding? August? No wonder we are such a shambles.