sammynb

like all fairweathered fans is only here when we're winning! (by the way, where the fuck you been?)

A bit like logging onto here of a morning to see what has or hasn't happened next?

Walter Mitty types.

prefers a uk to a us gallon

should know that neither tickle my fancy as diesel is the only way to mix ones beer and pop!

The men here are basically women. Most are passive, boring, irritating, nicely turned out, lacking initative, obsessed with detail to a microscopic level, well meaning in a dumb way, follow the leader, obsessed with status, lacking small talk or mischief (unless it's a total cliche), henpecked, well trained, scared, any fight educated and emasculated out of them.....gayers to the last...This country is finished. So are you still sitting down to piss then Parky?

still doesn't quite get the concept of this thread so should go drink a radler.

I'm sick to death of reading "don't worry, next week," etc by a certain twat, so please don't take this as support for their bullshit Ashley arse licking PR. But Burnley managed two decent cup runs last season and were promoted. They were absolutely arse raped by Chelsea earlier today but unlike us they're in the top flight and have the opportunity to offer their arse to the likes of Chelsea. Problem is Ashley will gut us like a fish and we will barely be able to field a senior first team 11 come end of Jan 2010.

Alsterwasser is by far the worst offender mentioned in this thread so far. For the uninitiated, it's what yer northern Germans call shandy. Why the fuck not just call it a radler like the rest of the country?

wants to do a downward dog on kid cock.

Just wear a long sleeve t-shirt under it - presto a long sleeve Milan kit!

But not as far as Kurdistan

often feels a pawn

Get over it, offer them hubby's services and then join in and experience how the other half live! Hubby will never forget a b/day or anniversary again. Winners all round. By the way Robbie Fowler just scored for North Queensland! And the Carriage works want 9k a day for bay 17! Fooking hell!!!

I just couldnt Sammy, honestly! My niece recently spent a year in Australia and has told me and shown me piccys of all the bugs.....No Way! You get use to it, most of them are harmless. A bit like snakey

Is!

The lot of you are puffs, come live in this insect infested country!

is correct but nows it's only because i starred in the fugitive

loves to pat his tummy while singing hallelujah.

needs to learn the rule to this thread before fish throws a tantrum.

The running joke with a couple of mates is, let migrate to American Samoa and become international footballers. Ranked equal 203rd in the world, it shouldn't be to hard to make the starting 11!

traded in his wallet for a manbag

It's a return to the old skool Di Stefano/Puskas days. Flipfloptastic.

ran it last night but didn't leave a tip.

Inverting the pyramid